Work: Today, some construction workers kept going in and out the door...

By bitty - 11/01/2011 14:45 - United States

Today, some construction workers kept going in and out the door next to my cubicle. They decided it would be easier to just prop the door open for the next hour. It's 20 degrees outside, and I'm wearing a dress. FML

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By gr8terevil - 02/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, the men clearing the walkway outside my dorm room with a snowblower didn't realize that my window was open. I looked over from my computer to see snow shooting in, covering my clock, closet, and radio. Now it's melting. FML

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HomeAl0ne 20

Tuesday 11 January 2011 20:11

You need to keep them abreast of your condition. I suspect you've already made two points about how cold it is that should stand up well to scrutiny. They probably just can't put their finger on them. OK, I'm done.

Zebidee 8

Tuesday 11 January 2011 23:58

#50 - Oh, the bleeding irony...

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wiggs5 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 4:19

don't wear a dress in 20 degree weather? use your head! ydi. be prepared for the cold weather and don't complain when you wear a dress in snowy weather.

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Wednesday 12 January 2011 9:59

She's complaining because she is cold INSIDE the building. People usually dress for where ever they are going to be all day. If one is going to be in a heated building for the mainstream of the day and only be outside for the amount of time that it takes for them to get in and out of their car, why should they dress as though they are going to be in the snow all day?

asher888 11

Wednesday 12 January 2011 7:45

20 isn't that bad, thats warm here

cyberpimp 4

Wednesday 12 January 2011 9:22

Stop bitching and get over it.

blueocean43 2

Wednesday 12 January 2011 9:41

Then man up and go and take the door stop out. Don't just sit there and shiver!

dynky 3

Wednesday 12 January 2011 13:34

you might want to specify Fahrenheit. I spent a couple of seconds looking at that thinking "what's the problem, 20 degrees is perfect room temperature" before I realised where you were coming from.

KayleighRenee 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 14:56

it was pretty cold in Ohio yesterday. so that probably sucked! I was barely outside and I was freezing and I had on jeans and a hoodie! poor you ): FYL

ashisthebomb 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 15:46

SNUGGIE!!!!! :)

jmu2011 6

Wednesday 12 January 2011 15:56

chapped lips suck

xcarxcrashx 9

Wednesday 12 January 2011 16:27

In the us, bitty usually has to do with tiny boobies!

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Thursday 13 January 2011 0:15

No, No it doesn't. That's just you and I'm going to guess those you hang with. It's generally just used as emphasis to how tiny something really is. Ex. The kitten was just an itty-bitty little thing. It also seems to be more often used by children then adults.