Health: Today, some guy on a bike kept taunting me about my weight while...

By Anonymous - 29/04/2016 17:59 - United States

Today, some guy on a bike kept taunting me about my weight while I was out jogging. He ended up hitting a street lamp and fell off his bike. I had a real good laugh at him for all of 5 seconds before he got mad and really made me run. FML

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By fuck right off - 04/04/2015 17:32 - United Kingdom - Coalville

Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2013 21:02 - Bulgaria - Batanovci

Today, I was riding my bike home from the store. Wanting to impress some passers-by, I tried to do a trick on a sharp turn. I hit a pole with my balls. As I was lying on the ground in agony, a guy pulled over, took a picture, and took off laughing. FML

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By i hit a cyclist - 27/05/2013 11:19 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I accidentally hit a cyclist with my car. In panic, I jumped out of my car and ran up to him, who was lying on the floor, motionless. As I was about to check his pulse, he jumped up and shouted, "I bet you thought I was dead, asshole!" He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML

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By dumbasdogshit - 11/08/2012 00:45 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, I discovered that when a cyclist tears down the street, slaps you across the face as he passes, looks back laughing and flips you off, then crashes into a lamppost, he'll still blame you and threaten to sue, even after you rush over to check his injuries. FML

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You deserved it 2 554

By lumacsp - 08/10/2009 12:22 - United States

Today, I stopped at the light when someone crashed on to my motorcycle making me fall. The guy claimed it was my fault because I stopped too fast. I got really mad, so I attempted to spit on his face and was ready to start a fight when I noticed that I forgot to lift the helmet shield. FML

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You deserved it 52 424

Inappropriate laughter

By josie345 - 25/08/2011 02:07 - United States

Today, some blowhard on a motorcycle yelled at me for jaywalking, causing him to almost hit a dumpster. He picked up and threw an empty beer can at me when I started giggling at the sticker on the front of his helmet that said, "If you can read this, I have lost my caravan." FML

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You deserved it 27 311

By see you next cunt - 18/03/2014 19:44 - United States

Today, about 10 minutes into my first jog in months, someone in a car started following me, yelling stuff like "Oh my god, it's Shamu!" and "Run faster, fatty!" I ended up breaking down in tears before he finally sped off, roaring with laughter. FML

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By sam - 17/01/2011 03:32

Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML

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You deserved it 2 239

By i see fat people - 07/12/2012 21:10 - Australia - Canberra

Today, I finally felt motivated to do some exercise. As I got my weights out, I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone moving about outside my window. I got scared and dropped a weight on my foot. The person outside was my own reflection. FML

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Crushed

By Anonymous - 12/08/2012 23:08 - United States - Saddle Brook

Today, while on my morning jog, I turned a corner, and out of nowhere, the business end of a bicycle hit me straight in the nuts. As I collapsed, gasping in agony, the guy who just killed a hundred million of my potential children got back on his bike and cycled away without a word. FML

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You deserved it 2 321

Alymiller 18

Saturday 30 April 2016 8:02

Hey on the bright side you're getting a workout in

wanted_2_want 40

Saturday 30 April 2016 8:06

Surely that was a hell of an incentive to move your ass faster.

Comments

Alymiller 18

Saturday 30 April 2016 8:02

Hey on the bright side you're getting a workout in

wanted_2_want 40

Saturday 30 April 2016 8:06

Surely that was a hell of an incentive to move your ass faster.

Axel5238 29

Saturday 30 April 2016 8:10

While that sucks and it's mean making fun of someone in better shape than you rarely ends well . He was biking and probably in good shape if he could catch up with you. YDI

TomPusslicker 21

Saturday 30 April 2016 8:19

OP didn't say they even responded to the other persons insults. They were being insulted and then were delighted by the fact that the biker ran into a post. Who wouldn't feel a great amount of satisfaction seeing that? OP did nothing wrong and in no way do they deserve to be chased down by an obnoxious asshole.

iMuffinKat 16

Saturday 30 April 2016 9:32

I'm pretty sure you read the post wrong. OP was the one being made fun of, until the bully hit a post. THEN she laughed. The bully deserved a YDI. OP gets an FML, since the bully chased her/him for laughing at him.

DrafteeSelf 24

Saturday 30 April 2016 8:50

Karma hit him back! Dont worry OP, he's an asshole

lexos 16

Saturday 30 April 2016 8:54

Invest in some headphones so you can ignore douchbags like him

fde2blknimout 18

Saturday 30 April 2016 9:03

Id of beat his ass or got beat. Either way hes leaving hurt

iiTzNeeNerz 26

Saturday 30 April 2016 9:45

Well, I mean, you got a good laugh and a work out. Both equally healthy. Right? On a serious note though; I'm sorry you got made fun of OP. That douche-waffle deserved to hit every damn street lamp in his path.