By hook me up with some smack, Jack - 01/08/2015 06:18 - Australia - Perth

Today, I, along with two cops and another paramedic, had to fight to pin down some total scumsucker. He was high out of his mind on god knows what, in his underwear, screaming like a maniac outside someone else's house at 2 in the morning. I don't get paid nearly enough for this shit. FML
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who_even_cares02 10

Nobody gets paid enough to deal with that

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Ravensmoon666 19

Well at least he's now in a place where he can't harm himself or others. Keep up the good work Op. :)

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saffy66 34

Sounds like another ice junkie.

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Ravensmoon666 19

Well at least he's now in a place where he can't harm himself or others. Keep up the good work Op. :)

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MisterKnowItAll 15

he's living life to the fullest.

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SpyroMello 29

Yes, because getting high off shit is "living the life."

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who_even_cares02 10

Nobody gets paid enough to deal with that

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bandaidstations 28

At least he didn't try to eat your face off.

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jmsouthe7 3

I know how you feel OP. Except i wasn't a cop, and the person who was high was my brother.

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JayGatsby 25

Why is #31 downvoted? I thought OP wasn't a cop either because the FML says "another" paramedic.

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tanziir1 14

By the sound of your stress I think you need the same shit that the guy was on

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Anony2014 10

Meh, he doesn't need to be the reason for someone else's FML. Some "medicinal" pot should be plenty...

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MdMan2 23

He must've had a wild night. :)

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jay_south 19

I've heard some places they are now giving ketamine to calm people like that down because nothing else works. Glad you all got to go home that night.

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