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By Anonymous - 14/02/2023 05:51

Today, some jerk stuck anti-abortion and pro-Trump stickers on my car. I live near a college, so someone else had already smashed my windows by the time I found them. FML

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Sertorius 10

Friday 24 February 2023 1:42

I mean OP didn't say anything like that, did he. Both actions are vandalism. What I want to know is why on earth anyone would say OP deserved it - the only actions they took which in any way contributed to the outcome are that they (a) have a car and (b) parked it near where they live.

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Rake 16

Thursday 16 February 2023 8:28

So the person who put a sticker on your car is a jerk, but the person who smashed a car window just because s/he doesn't agree with a sticker is ok?

Sertorius 10

Friday 24 February 2023 1:42

I mean OP didn't say anything like that, did he. Both actions are vandalism. What I want to know is why on earth anyone would say OP deserved it - the only actions they took which in any way contributed to the outcome are that they (a) have a car and (b) parked it near where they live.

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