Kids: Today, some kids used firecrackers to blow up my mailbox. This... - FML

By kids next door - 18/11/2013 10:14 - United States - Mount Holly

Today, some kids used firecrackers to blow up my mailbox. This is the third time this week. FML

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By ThatGirl - 19/07/2012 15:30 - United States

Today, an idiot decided it would be fun to light up a firecracker in front of our house. It ended with firetrucks, a black yard, and yet somehow the weeds survived. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2019 16:15

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Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML

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By TooNoisy4Me - 04/07/2016 09:46 - United States - Bellerose

Today, like every year, my next-door neighbors started setting off their fireworks at exactly midnight. Also, like every year, the sensitive car alarm belonging to another neighbor has gone off with every firework. It's been almost six hours of nonstop alarms and explosions. FML

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By Rizmo - 25/09/2016 07:11 - United States - Cedar City

Today, I found out that the loud noise outside my bedroom a few weeks ago was neighborhood kids throwing eggs at my window, landing on the AC. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2021 08:01

Today, I found out that the loud "firecrackers" I heard the night before were actually shotgun blasts by my neighbor murdering his girlfriend. FML

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By Isoldael - 07/11/2011 09:38 - Netherlands

Today, I caught three kids setting fire to a bush. After chasing them off, I parked my bike by a house and went to get water. After I'd put the fire out, I walked back to my bike just in time to see the kids running off with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2011 04:30 - United States

Today, my neighbor and I learned why fireworks are illegal in city limits. This lesson was learned shortly after a roman candle came crashing through my second story window. FML

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FREEDOM

By Idontlikefireworks2 - 07/07/2018 19:00

Today, some idiots set off fireworks close to my house. I was a bit worried, but my uncle assured me it would be fine and left to run an errand. Just minutes later, I looked up to find the tree right next to my wooden balcony engulfed in flames. FML

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DocBastard 38

Monday 18 November 2013 18:44

Apparently that's a federal offense, and it cannot be tolerated! Get a security camera and catch them red handed. Then beat the shit out of them.

HKCgrimmjow 15

Monday 18 November 2013 18:44

I guess it's time to buy a metal mailbox perhaps? Or stalk them. That usually works.

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dragon8277 9

Thursday 21 November 2013 23:08

Get a heavy duty cast metal one and video tape them trying and trying to blow it up

winston5 6

Friday 22 November 2013 22:54

You should follow them home and shoot bottle rockets at them

longshanks8866 3

Sunday 24 November 2013 12:07

Im a manager for a Local Hardware Store and I see this alot, best option I have seen is get a new mailbox, set up a Deer Camera for hunting. they're easy to mount, Infrared night vision, and are Motion activated, and do not flash. plus most these days are Digital, so youll have an SD card you can take to the Police. Everyone is right on here, this IS a Federal Offense, Its Destruction Of Federal Property since it is used by the USPS.

blala2733 5

Monday 13 January 2014 5:22

Federal offense much?!? Lol oh and they obviously hate u

fracturedskull 1

Saturday 25 January 2014 6:11

Hahah so ur the guy I keep hitting XD

TechnoStew 21

Thursday 10 July 2014 23:39

Set up a grenade in there that will have it's pin pulled when they open the mailbox. Surprise!

Nowigetit 12

Thursday 20 November 2014 22:48

Put gun powder in your mail box next time... That'll show them

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