Miscellaneous: Today, someone popped my birthday balloon at school. Her reasoning...

By Anonymous - 26/10/2013 03:03 - United States - Tampa

Today, someone popped my birthday balloon at school. Her reasoning was that she "didn't want people to know we have the same birthday." Who popped it? My identical twin sister. FML

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You deserved it 3 698

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By Forgotten Birthday Girl - 11/07/2018 20:30

Today, it's my birthday. I am a triplet. In my first class, everyone sang happy birthday to my sister. Her friends got her balloons too. My other sister's friends got her flowers. Everyone forgot I was their sister and all of my own friends forgot that it was my birthday. FML

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You deserved it 295

Not anyone's favorite

By Anonymous - 13/11/2022 10:00

Today, everyone at school told me to wish my brother a happy birthday. We're twins. FML

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You deserved it 103

Who are you?

By Boyufd - 19/06/2021 00:01

Today, it was my birthday. Also today, same as the past five years, my family forgot my mine and threw a party for my 5-year-old twin sisters who I share a birthday with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 074

You deserved it 93

Doppelganger

By Rynne S. - 13/03/2012 06:12 - United States

Today, I got my yearbook. My sister and I are identical twins, and we realized only my sister had a picture in it. When we asked the head of yearbook, they said they thought it was the same girl trying to get two pictures, so they put in the prettier one. FML

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You deserved it 2 484

By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 23:31 - Canada

Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML

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You deserved it 2 628

Classic blunder

By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 14:13 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML

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You deserved it 31 229

Classic Mom

By secret - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Ashford

Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML

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You deserved it 2 302

Back to the drawing board

By BackIGo - 15/01/2021 02:01 - Australia

Today, I finished birthday shopping for my husband, my son, and a close friend, who all have birthdays within a week. I was proud of myself for being organized, until I remembered: my husband has a twin sister. FML

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You deserved it 181

How could you?

By Harry641 - 23/02/2016 22:53 - United Kingdom - Hounslow

Today, I got accused of ruining my girlfriend's birthday, all because I accidentally got her the same birthday present as her mother did. FML

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You deserved it 1 512

Godammit Ursula!

By Anonymous - 17/10/2021 23:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my sister has been telling people I’ve been dead for the last 3 months, to cover up the fact she used me to commit identity fraud. We’re identical twins. FML

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You deserved it 75

erjazo 17

Saturday 26 October 2013 19:02

Sounds like you got the brains!!

DeoVolente 13

Saturday 26 October 2013 19:03

Blow out all the candles on the cake before her, and say the same thing

Comments

imthatperson1993 8

Sunday 27 October 2013 3:25

ah, sibling rivalry.

awilliams44 9

Sunday 27 October 2013 3:36

Was she high.?

lwdramaqueen95 8

Sunday 27 October 2013 6:36

That's an immature way to react to you getting balloons.

polluxdc 10

Sunday 27 October 2013 7:44

Had to vote YDI...you should have eaten her in the womb.

MissNicMcNic 4

Sunday 27 October 2013 12:04

Happy birthday OP!

underthesea12 24

Sunday 27 October 2013 12:40

She can't be embarrassed like that!

simsgirlgem 25

Sunday 27 October 2013 13:40

I hope you slapped her and said that since you basically have the same face people are still going to know you two share the same birthday especially friends