By Anonymous - 26/10/2013 03:03 - United States - Tampa

Today, someone popped my birthday balloon at school. Her reasoning was that she "didn't want people to know we have the same birthday." Who popped it? My identical twin sister. FML
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DeoVolente 13

Blow out all the candles on the cake before her, and say the same thing

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Chumbowamba 10

There are no words to describe her stupidity...

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Britterz 12

So....what does she do if someone has the same shirt on as her?

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Britterz 12

A dramatic ripping of another's shirt sounds like it would be more fitting. Although, that poor balloon never even saw it coming :(

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kbuglgbco 4

Just because she doesn't want people to know, doesn't mean you don't want anyone to know either. Go around and tell everyone. Goodluck and happy birthday OP!

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eternal_malaise 10

The classical evil twin. Your life will be the subject of a horror movie some day, featuring the Olsen twins.

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perdix 29

It's unfortunate this story is next to the one about the dog with diarrhea. I kept reading that the sister was pooping balloons. (Flashbacks to the drug mule days.)

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AKAR2521 4

i would just like to know how long you've been on fml, you have a lot of unposted fml's and over 20,000 comments.

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awkwardloveannie 28

that's so rude. and unless she had the same balloon no one would know. if she was my sister I would've punched her

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LanceGoodthrust 19

Am I the only person wondering how old the OP is that they have a birthday balloon? So strange.

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priest_of_war 10

I hate people who carry balloons on their birthday at school, it's like they think people care

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BrandiLush 31

Maybe someone gave her the balloon for her birthday, asshole.

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awkwardloveannie 28

is it because you never get balloons? if you weren't so mean maybe people would celebrate the day you were born

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lmbachman 23

Apparently she doesn't use her share of identical brain cells...

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tricklingrain 13

That is really mean of her! Even if she is your sister and doesn't share the same birthday as you, she shouldn't burst your balloon. But on the bright side, maybe you will get more sympathy balloons.

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tricklingrain 13

I meant that IF she wasn't her twin sister. It is also mean of her to burst her balloon.

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