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By wrongnumber - 14/01/2011 08:37 - United States

Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML

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By Emily - 21/09/2012 01:39 - United States - Mission Viejo

Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML

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By Chanman1924 - 24/12/2012 21:06 - United States

Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML

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You deserved it 3 769

By Kere - 03/02/2011 16:42 - Sweden

Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2012 14:14 - United States - Puyallup

Today, my mother shared my phone number with my brother, despite my explicit wishes that she didn't. He immediately went and put it on Craigslist and several other websites. This is the fourth time I've had to change my number for that very same reason. FML

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Thanks mom

By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 00:00

Today, I checked my inbox and realized I got an email from a potential employer, saying they were having trouble getting a hold of me by phone. They called while my mom was using my phone to look up directions to a place, and she answered, kindly hanging up when they asked for me. FML

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By loner - 14/11/2014 23:12 - United States - Madison

Today, I noticed that I get more calls from people who've dialed the wrong number than I do from people I actually know. FML

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You deserved it 2 818

By Marty - 24/08/2011 17:14 - United States

Today, I've gotten the most calls of my life. Turns out the idiot who changed the sign on my local Pizza Hut put up the wrong phone number. My phone number. I've already received 16 calls. FML

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You deserved it 2 606

By kat - 28/11/2018 15:30

Today, I posted my phone for sale on Facebook. Someone hit me up to buy it and wanted me to meet them. I didn't really want to drive to them, but I'm a mom of two and I needed food and some extra cash, so I did it. The guy asked to look at the phone… and ran off with it. FML

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You deserved it 701

By StillFriendless - 25/11/2016 15:20

Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML

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You deserved it 2 817

By tammylauraine - 29/02/2012 18:21 - United States

Today, after handing out several résumés for several jobs, I realized that I forgot to add my phone number to them. FML

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You deserved it 31 893

DahkLohd 4

Friday 14 January 2011 16:08

At least it wasn't a hooker ad.

Alanah101 0

Friday 14 January 2011 16:04

OMG! The same thing is happening to my husband. Except its to rent out an apartment. The town these people are seeing this post is about a couple hrs drive.

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summer_bear 0

Friday 14 January 2011 16:45

Enjoy it while it last.

Zebidee 8

Friday 14 January 2011 16:50

Start stealing bikes from around the neighbourhood and go into business!!

DocBastard 38

Friday 14 January 2011 17:00

You should just call the guy and tell him about his mistake and ask him to change the number. Duh.

Doortje 29

Friday 14 January 2011 17:03

I'm looking forward to the reactions on this comment :)

Terezi 0

Friday 14 January 2011 17:15

My reaction at first was, "What? How can somebody be this stupid??" Then, I saw it was Doc.

Buchitoo 4

Friday 14 January 2011 17:31

Lmao. Same here 17.

DocBastard 38

Friday 14 January 2011 18:18

Dammit Doortje and Terezi, you ruined it! Now I have a very sad face. See? --> :(

Doortje 29

Friday 14 January 2011 18:27

Ahh, don't worry Doc, there's probably still going to be an idiot who'll give you the reaction you were hoping for!

Zebidee 8

Friday 14 January 2011 18:47

I think it's worth a shot. If the number is engaged when you call, just keep trying.

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 14 January 2011 20:53

Or leave a message. Don't worry if the voice sounds eerily like yours.

rebecca_k 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 10:44

win ^^ oh man you are such an idiot :D and you know it

Dandukas 0

Friday 14 January 2011 17:10

You are a good at sales, be proud ^^

sk3l370n 0

Friday 14 January 2011 18:47

Now comes the hard part: admitting that you posted the advert yourself.

Tha_Jocka44 0

Friday 14 January 2011 19:42

are you sure you have friends or family who care about you

Tayzz123 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 3:02

well that's not very nice! why do u think her mother had her??? oh for chores.

Tha_Jocka44 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 7:09

**tax*

stevenmx86 7

Friday 14 January 2011 22:30

Why did you have to turn this into a way to whine?

Shanemasta 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 0:18

haha I know the feeling. I recently got a new phone number this summer and the girl who had it before me has gotten way more calls/texts on this phone than I have.