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By wrongnumber - 14/01/2011 08:37 - United States

Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML

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By Emily - 21/09/2012 01:39 - United States - Mission Viejo

Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML

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By Chanman1924 - 24/12/2012 21:06 - United States

Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML

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By Kere - 03/02/2011 16:42 - Sweden

Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2012 14:14 - United States - Puyallup

Today, my mother shared my phone number with my brother, despite my explicit wishes that she didn't. He immediately went and put it on Craigslist and several other websites. This is the fourth time I've had to change my number for that very same reason. FML

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Thanks mom

By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 00:00

Today, I checked my inbox and realized I got an email from a potential employer, saying they were having trouble getting a hold of me by phone. They called while my mom was using my phone to look up directions to a place, and she answered, kindly hanging up when they asked for me. FML

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By loner - 14/11/2014 23:12 - United States - Madison

Today, I noticed that I get more calls from people who've dialed the wrong number than I do from people I actually know. FML

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By Marty - 24/08/2011 17:14 - United States

Today, I've gotten the most calls of my life. Turns out the idiot who changed the sign on my local Pizza Hut put up the wrong phone number. My phone number. I've already received 16 calls. FML

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By kat - 28/11/2018 15:30

Today, I posted my phone for sale on Facebook. Someone hit me up to buy it and wanted me to meet them. I didn't really want to drive to them, but I'm a mom of two and I needed food and some extra cash, so I did it. The guy asked to look at the phone… and ran off with it. FML

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By StillFriendless - 25/11/2016 15:20

Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML

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By tammylauraine - 29/02/2012 18:21 - United States

Today, after handing out several résumés for several jobs, I realized that I forgot to add my phone number to them. FML

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DahkLohd 4

Friday 14 January 2011 16:08

At least it wasn't a hooker ad.

Alanah101 0

Friday 14 January 2011 16:04

OMG! The same thing is happening to my husband. Except its to rent out an apartment. The town these people are seeing this post is about a couple hrs drive.

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Alanah101 0

Friday 14 January 2011 16:04

OMG! The same thing is happening to my husband. Except its to rent out an apartment. The town these people are seeing this post is about a couple hrs drive.

AMagicalLeoplura 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 7:17

OMG! who cares?

Alanah101 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 8:59

OMG! LOL. You're so awesome!

billyz77 24

Saturday 5 January 2013 1:40

OMG!! She cares. Why do you have to be so crude? You'll have less stress on your life if you let the little things go. Try it. You'll see. It's peaceful not being a dick.

ZingDooper 0

Friday 14 January 2011 16:07

SECOND ZOMG WOOT

DahkLohd 4

Friday 14 January 2011 16:08

At least it wasn't a hooker ad.

Luke1717 0

Friday 14 January 2011 23:05

I bet her "friends" are customers that seen her hooker ad and this just shows more people would rather buy a bike then buy a night with her

DahkLohd 4

Saturday 15 January 2011 1:23

^ I'd rather have the bike too. You ride the bike as many times as you want, but you ride the hooker only once.

iknowimawesome 13

Saturday 15 January 2011 4:56

TeeHee.

skittle68 0

Friday 14 January 2011 16:10

::shrug:: someone repeatedly posted my number for a 24/7 party girl (hooker) service. Now that sucked. But not really an FML... Just had to change my number

rattusrattus 18

Friday 14 January 2011 16:17

Some students at my mum's old school did this once, to their headmaster, deliberatly, using the school office number. And the headmaster's shiny new car. The result was similar and apparently the headmaster was ANGRY.

Doortje 29

Friday 14 January 2011 16:20

Are you sure it was an accident? Maybe your "friends" wanted to mess with you.

123skyline 0

Friday 14 January 2011 16:23

You should make friends with those people who call you.

DakotaCat 4

Friday 14 January 2011 16:24

That's nothing! Before I switched my # I kept getting calls from Arizona asking if I was some lady. And a whole bunch of calls asking for a Tiffany White. Who's Tiffany White?

Crimsonhead 0

Friday 14 January 2011 16:27

That used to happen to me, except, it was people (from a different state) wanting quotes for a new fence. It went on for a year, due to the company having my number listed in that years phone book. In the end, I gave quotes and a time I'd be there. I’m an aesthetician. Anyway, it was a bit of entertainment, for your day. You'll live.