Work: Today, someone shat liquid poo in the hallway at work. Right....

By shittyhall - 26/06/2017 04:00

Today, someone shat liquid poo in the hallway at work. Right. Outside. The bathroom. Another foot and they could have used a toilet instead of the carpeted floor. FML

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Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML

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By lifesucks0925 - 06/09/2013 07:01 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2019 20:00

Today, one of the customers at work shat all down the side of the toilet and on the floor. They didn’t even try to make it in the bowl. Guess who had to clean it up. FML

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By anon - 01/06/2018 01:30

Today, at work, I had a coughing fit so bad I actually shat myself. What felt like a gallon of liquid crap poured down my trouser leg onto the floor. I work in a competitive office and this happened in front of 30 spiteful coworkers who love posting pics online. FML

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By mallcop - 14/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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Jobsworth

By sucksssssss - 28/01/2010 20:12 - France

Today, while at work, my boss asked me to clean the bathroom. Someone had pooped on the floor and I stepped in it, dropping my manager's keys into the toilet. I then had to clean up my shoe and the floor, and put my hand in the toilet to get the keys. FML

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#notyourmaid

By Anonymous - 17/05/2018 01:30

Today, at work, someone shat outside the bathroom door. Not outside the stall, but in the actual hallway. Guess who got fired for refusing to clean it up! I’m a cashier at a tool supply company and the only female employee. Four dudes refused before I did. FML

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RinoaHeartilly 36

Monday 26 June 2017 5:35

Sounds like they did their best to try and get there. I'd say they had the shittier day.

Gwengreen 6

Monday 26 June 2017 5:58

Sounds more like an F their Life than intentional. j Today I had extreme buttretch at work, I tried to make to to the toilet but was 1 foot shy of the door. FML

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Monday 26 June 2017 4:42

But then they wouldn't have been able to make such a pungent political statement. What stinks at your work? The wages? The working conditions? The ol boy network?

AnthonyCS5 19

Monday 26 June 2017 5:12

When you gotta go, you gotta go!

RinoaHeartilly 36

Monday 26 June 2017 5:35

Sounds like they did their best to try and get there. I'd say they had the shittier day.

species4872 19

Monday 26 June 2017 7:31

Agreed.

goawayfatman 8

Monday 26 June 2017 12:32

I hope that pun was intentional xD

RinoaHeartilly 36

Wednesday 30 August 2017 7:32

I felt obligated to use that pun.

Gwengreen 6

Monday 26 June 2017 5:58

Sounds more like an F their Life than intentional. j Today I had extreme buttretch at work, I tried to make to to the toilet but was 1 foot shy of the door. FML

kujiens101 24

Monday 26 June 2017 7:06

The most concerning part of this is the fact that you don't seem to know what diarrhea is...

OrchidKitten 21

Tuesday 27 June 2017 20:04

Or, that's not what it was. Certain things can cause your poop to not solidify.

melana09 19

Monday 26 June 2017 10:42

Sounds like the tried to make it but couldn't hold it. I feel more sorry for the person who did it. That's really Embarrassing and if it's at school who knows who saw it.

Madrias 36

Monday 26 June 2017 11:26

At least it was only liquid poo and not explosive diarrhea. Otherwise it'd be one hell of a mess.

goawayfatman 8

Monday 26 June 2017 12:31

If it was liquid poo, they probably couldn't make it that extra foot. It's hard to control your bowels when they are that upset. Can you imagine how embarrassed that person probably is? This isn't your FML.