By RAS266 - 26/06/2017 00:00

Today, a water snake slithered into our pool. He can have it. FML
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RichardPencil 30

You're a weak negotiator. You ought to be able to charge some kind of rent.

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Glowworm56 26

And now you have a living pool noodle!

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zeffra13 31

If you don't want wildlife in your yard, put up fencing/mesh to prevent it or call animal control when it happens.

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GhostFox 33

Ahahahah! You think fencing and mesh will stop snakes? That's precious! There isn't a damn thing you can do to keep a determined snake out of your yard, and animal control doesn't always have the resources for a live capture of dangerous animals.

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RichardPencil 30

You're a weak negotiator. You ought to be able to charge some kind of rent.

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Glowworm56 26

And now you have a living pool noodle!

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1337carter 4

they're not poisonous tho... just like scoop it out with the pool net

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rodfergie 18

Some water snakes are HIGHLY poisonous.

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SneezyBear 27

Venomous. Remember: if it bites you and you die, it's venomous. If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If you bite each other and nobody dies, it's kinky.

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piinksock 17

Seems awfully careless to just recommend someone pick up a snake.

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WHS_Kitty 8

I’m so sorry! I accidentally reported this post, thinking the button was something else (I’m visually impaired.)

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somedudesomewher 29

If I saw a snake in my pool, I would open up the U.S nuclear arsenal, type in the covfefe, and blow up my pool along with the backyard and house.

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