By Alisterine - 24/08/2014 17:31 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
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outthelabyrynth 21

Well, this story was a slippery slope from the start. Sorry OP!

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lickastick 27

It makes me so angry when people forget to flush

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outthelabyrynth 21

Well, this story was a slippery slope from the start. Sorry OP!

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njgohard 16

Pro tip: Shit puns turn out to be shit.

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Jared900DUmpling 30

I think I can speak for all of FML when I say that this pun is seriously not funny anymore.

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GentlemanBastard 15

Overused, unoriginal, awful puns are not tolerated here. I'm sorry, we're gonna have to let you go. Please clean out your desk.

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alex_622 22

Yeah not doing that again...thanks guys

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mookiemookie01 24

Should have used a stick.

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foxwasalamb 24

where are you gonna get a stick at work?

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dragonkisses28 25

Idk #22, there are these people...what are they called? They use these tools with long handles to clean the floor... Sometimes they leave those things in a storage closet of some kind. Anyway, sorry OP. That's pretty nasty. Our toilets flush automatically, but every now and then you have to get in there and do a manual flush.

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foxwasalamb 24

my bad 38, i forgot that "stick" and "mop" are synonymous. thank you for enlightening me

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Rallred32 20

STOP WITH THE SHIT PUNS. Sorry for the all caps, but seriously, everyone who even thought of saying something about shit, don't ever, ever, ever ever ever ever type "shit puns".

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lickastick 27

It makes me so angry when people forget to flush

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meli1195 31

I just don't see how people forget to flush, especially their shit. It still boggles my mind.

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foxwasalamb 24

i live with an outhouse, and on occasion i forget to flush if i go somewhere with indoor plumbing. it happens unfortunately

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ahippienamedrae 10

Seriously. if you can reach behind you and wipe your butt, you can reach back there again and flush the damn toilet

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sammiesorrow29 13

people's cleanliness has become terrible, and there's a prime example. public bathrooms need to be kept on top of by staff. after all they are working there and if there's a nasty bathroom, many people could leave without getting food.

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GnaR_KiLL5150 12

Almost a guarantee that he/she didn't forget, just didn't give a ****.

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

You put your right foot in. You take your right foot out. And that how you do the ewwwwwwwww!

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meli1195 31

Trying too hard...

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shay_serendipity 29

I think I see where you're trying to go with this but... what?

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syed121417 22

Why did this get so many thumbs down? It was actually funny

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MrEldritch 14

Put your right foot in and shake it all about...

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A07 48

Good luck forgetting what that toilet looked like OP, you might want to look into getting a new foot.

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scooterdude720 19

Comment moderated. (hopes nobody notices)

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