Transportation and Thief: Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR...

By unluckysamaritan - 15/10/2016 08:51 - Sweden

Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on the subway. FML

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By blegh - 01/04/2011 02:42 - United States

Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML

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You deserved it 3 853

By mazey93 - 09/12/2016 19:14 - United Kingdom - Newport

Today, I passed out on the way to work. Some lucky passerby took this as an opportunity to help themself to my purse. FML

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You deserved it 780

By Anonymous - 16/05/2013 04:39 - United States - Cleveland

Today, at the supermarket, a man collapsed. I gave CPR while the cashier called for help. During this, the other patrons were complaining that no other register was open. Once the ambulance arrived, I returned to my cart to find items removed and 40 dollars taken from my purse. FML

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You deserved it 4 062

Great timing

By alo1434 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML

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You deserved it 3 371

By blackedout - 06/10/2009 05:25 - Singapore

Today, I fainted on the sidewalk. When I woke up, I was still lying on the sidewalk, people were stepping over me and my purse was gone. FML

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You deserved it 3 802

By Fuck irony - 29/10/2017 10:00 - United States - Binghamton

Today, I was volunteering at a soup kitchen and was advised to leave my wallet and cell phone in my car so they wouldn’t be stolen. Someone broke into my car and stole them. FML

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You deserved it 509

By Anonymous - 17/08/2012 16:45 - United States - Brighton

Today, while on vacation with my family, my mother told me to put my phone in her purse, so it wouldn't get stolen. Someone stole her purse. FML

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You deserved it 2 245

By americanized - 22/11/2010 15:25 - Denmark

Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML

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You deserved it 4 146

By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML

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You deserved it 3 573

By mugged - 15/12/2010 11:58 - Germany

Today, I went to the Salvation Army to donate some clothes. As I was handing over the 4 huge bags that I had carried for 10 blocks, while 6 months pregnant, somebody stole my purse. FML

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You deserved it 3 749

faeliality 20

Sunday 16 October 2016 11:40

Wow OP, I'm sorry. That's really unfortunate. But hey at least you may have saved somebody's life today. There's good people and bad people in this world. Karma will catch up with him :)

RinoaHeartilly 36

Sunday 16 October 2016 11:28

Wow, I'm sorry, OP. This is why people are afraid to help each other.

Comments

oldmonk007 6

Wednesday 19 October 2016 7:32

Hope the reciver was a pretty girl as a compensation.. :-P

assmonkeies 1

Saturday 22 October 2016 1:33

"Excuse me, but CPR isn't done with squeezing and motorboating."

OneTrackMind 17

Thursday 20 October 2016 8:38

What comes around goes back around?

galluspotator 6

Thursday 20 October 2016 17:37

probably a migrant

assmonkeies 1

Saturday 22 October 2016 1:32

Let me guess, the thief was black and "dindu nuffin." This crap just keeps getting worse.

JonCena 10

Saturday 22 October 2016 15:08

This is really surprising for Sweden!

Enchiladattack 11

Sunday 6 November 2016 2:32

*sigh* I know I'm going to get bombed with downvotes out the ass for saying this, and I don't know the story enough to tell, but... Maybe the guy you helped was a shill?