Miscellaneous: Today, someone whistled, so I turned around. The guy behind me... - FML

By Anonymous - 12/09/2010 14:04 - Denmark

Today, someone whistled, so I turned around. The guy behind me then said, "Did you seriously think that it was meant for you?" FML

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By heycutie - 15/04/2014 04:24 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, while I was waiting for the bus, I was whistling. I saw a cute girl running and I looked at my phone so it didn't seem too awkward. I was still whistling as she passed by so it sounded like I whistled at her. She ran back to slap me. FML

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By TJFuentes - 11/02/2015 13:39 - United States - Appleton

Today, someone walking my way started waving. I waved back until I realized he wasn't looking at me. To make things worse, while walking past he said, "Get a fucking friend." FML

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Own it!

By Anonymous - 19/03/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, while standing in line at the store, I thought I could let a small fart slip and blame it on the guy behind me. I did it, then turned to glare at him in disgust, only for him to turn and yell at the crowd, “This bitch farted, not me!” FML

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By Jogger - 19/08/2020 14:01

Today, I was standing in line at a coffee shop when the guy stood behind me let out a huge fart, then walked away. The rest of the line turned around, thinking that it was me. An old lady started to lecture me about being rude, while the guy who did it laughed behind his mask in the corner of the shop. FML

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Confused

By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 23:36 - United States - Rahway

Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML

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By godhatesme - 26/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML

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You, yes you!

By Noname - 08/03/2009 23:40 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street when I passed a construction site. All of the workers started making a fuss and whistling, etc. Naturally, I got very flustered. I stood still for a second and faced them. One yelled for me to move because I was in the way of a girl at a stop light. FML

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We've almost all been there

By Jillian - 11/08/2024 22:00 - United Kingdom - Sunderland

Today, I was walking down the street when I saw someone I thought I knew. I waved enthusiastically and shouted, "Hey!" The person stared blankly at me, so I quickly turned it into a wave at someone else behind them. There was no one behind them. I was just waving and yelling into the void like an idiot. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2015 19:16 - United States

Today, I saw my friend at the mall. He didn't see me, so I called him to say "Turn around." He took one look at his phone, snorted loudly enough for me to hear from way off, and put it back in his pocket. FML

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By fthislyfe - 18/07/2011 07:09 - Netherlands

Today, in an amphitheater, someone hit the back of my head. As I turned around, the guy apologized and said he mistook me for his friend. I changed seats, and after a while, I got hit a second time. He was wrong again. FML

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Tasanasanta 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 19:13

What a douche! Why wouldn't you turn around? Not like you hear a whistle everyday, if you hear it then something's going down andyou wanna see what't up.

amerwin 3

Sunday 12 September 2010 19:16

haha.. that's like when you wave to someone you think is waving at you only to realize they are waving to the more attractive person behind you. It's unfortunate.

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Focker218_fml 0

Monday 13 September 2010 2:54

BAHAHAHA

triggerit 5

Monday 13 September 2010 3:28

never turn around on whistle! You are not a dog!

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Monday 13 September 2010 9:13

This. Exactly this.

britneyrox116 0

Monday 13 September 2010 3:46

Why does everyone assume the girl is ugly? Maybe the dude is just a prick.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 13 September 2010 3:50

#109 I definitely didn't assume that. Some guys really are just pricks!

britneyrox116 0

Monday 13 September 2010 4:06

Haha yea, thanks... I probably shouldn't have said 'everyone' but it seemed like a majority of the comments.

ijenah 0

Monday 13 September 2010 4:23

:( hope ya flipped the bird and walked away

ijenah 0

Monday 13 September 2010 4:25

:( hope ya flipped the bird and walked away

deathcoreislife 0

Monday 13 September 2010 4:36

lol

thatsrugged 2

Monday 13 September 2010 5:28

hahaha damn cold blooded but funny at the same time

rafterlover 0

Monday 13 September 2010 6:25

That's horrible! Lol But it made my day..thanks!

frankenhole 0

Monday 13 September 2010 6:28

don't let dicks like him ruin your day.

StitchedBear 0

Monday 13 September 2010 6:28

awh sorry op that happened to me once! no.. nevermind, it didn't but FYL for trying

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