By papersofdivorce - 31/01/2013 17:08 - Peru - Lima

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Today, thanks to our computer's browser history, I found out that my wife has been searching for local therapists who deal with cases of severe sex addiction. We've only had sex twice since we got married four months ago. FML
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BryanThaMan 14

"Accidentally" leave a browsing history for a divorce attorney ;)

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Vinchenzo_Flux 8

Maybe she is Asexual...? I don't know about this one.

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Dblocker 18

If she was asexual then she wouldn't have a SEX addiction now would she?

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outoftown 26

23 - If she's asexual, she may think twice in four months is excessive on OP's part. If they abstained before marriage, OP might not have known.

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drayloon 50

Twice in 4 months?? No wonder she's looking for alternatives

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TheRandomIndian 17

I don't think that's a good reason for her to go ****-mode

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laya_fml 26

Maybe she is trying to get over her addiction by quitting cold turkey. Hopefully, we won't see an FML from you about finding pages on how to confess to having an affair in your browser history,

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feefifofumxx 13

How does cold turkey help?* *See other FML

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RedPillSucks 31

See, you hold the turkey about waste high, with it's head pointing away from you. Insert member into turkey cavity (remember to remove the gizzard and giblets). Thrust vigorously. However, I've been told that it's actually much better with a warm turkey. But not straight out of the oven.

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toalysium 15

Was this the situation before you were married also? If it took you that long to notice you weren't getting any I'm a little dubious about who's to blame.

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Pyapi 20

Please consider the possibility that OP did not have relations with his now wife until after they married

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daniel_dd31 13

Hopefully she was doing it for a friend.

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fnyunj 3

. . . a very close, "platonic" friend. . .

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perdix 29

You need to feed that dragon!

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poccocurantes 7

What do you think Perdix, should we stage an intervention?

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Futacy 29

There are two things wrong woth this... and frankly, I can't figure out which one is worse.

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gc327072 30

"…and frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

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RedPillSucks 31

Who's this frank person everyone is talking about? Is that who OPs wife is cheating on him with?

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Cbizzlez 10

Was she looking for sex therapists on Craigslist? Cuz if not maybe she's fighting the urge to bang other people

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AirBusDriver 23

Perhaps his wife is actually frigid and considers her husband sexual needs as addictive by her standards. Sex therapy for both may help sort this one out before talk of divorce...

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