Transportation: Today, the coach bus I was riding almost crashed. I was using...

By Anonymous - 02/04/2016 13:38 - United States

Today, the coach bus I was riding almost crashed. I was using the restroom at the time. The bus braked so hard, I peed all over the wall and splashed my shirt. Nobody wanted to sit anywhere near me after that. FML

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Same thing different taste

By soaked - 31/08/2009 13:05 - United States

Today, I stood for half an hour in the rain waiting for my bus. As I started to go inside, my bus turned around the corner and splashed water all over me. The bus driver wouldn't let me on the bus because I was soaking wet and I would "mess up the seats". FML

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Splish splash

By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, I used the bathroom on a bus from New York to Boston, and carefully covered the seat with twenty of the single-square toilet paper rations. As I was peeing, the bus flew over a bump and swerved sharply, and my entire naked bottom was splashed with urine and poop. It wasn't my own. FML

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By Ihatebuses - 14/06/2018 19:00

Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML

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Jello? Is it pee you're looking for?

By Yudith - 07/06/2023 16:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, in the bus, my Gatorade bottle's badly screwed cap resulted in my Jello being ruined and yellow Gatorade poured all over myself, the seat, and the floor. It looks like I pissed myself, and I still have to go through a whole building where several of my colleagues live before making it home. FML

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Stink out

By Xander - 02/11/2022 16:00 - Canada - Whitehorse

Today, I was on a bus with a whole bunch of athletes at a ski competition. I had to go to the bathroom, so I walked to the back and I let the floodgates open up. When I came out, everyone who was at the back of the bus near the bathroom had moved to the front because the smell was so putrid. Everyone was staring at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 16:00

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML

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By forgotten - 21/09/2010 22:16 - United States

Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML

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By alice - 14/02/2011 01:18 - United Kingdom

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 11:09 - Australia

Today, I was on a standing on a crowded bus going home after school. A wriggling 5 year old boy and his mum left the seat to get off the bus. Since no one looked keen to sit on the seat, I did, only to find out that it was covered in pee. FML

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By marlow - 15/01/2009 02:25 - Canada

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

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Sunday 3 April 2016 6:51

Silver lining. More leg room for however long the trip was.

PoolDeadio 12

Sunday 3 April 2016 7:04

There's pros and cons to having a restroom on a moving bus. This is a con.

Comments

Hildy93 21

Sunday 3 April 2016 9:14

Ok gross

Shay_Shay97 23

Sunday 3 April 2016 9:34

Well gee I wonder why?

Gabbrill 11

Sunday 3 April 2016 9:38

THAT, is why you sit if you go on a bus!

lexos 16

Sunday 3 April 2016 10:10

Always sit down when you pee in a moving vehicle.

anyagrande 31

Sunday 3 April 2016 10:36

At least in the future u'll know to always bring some spare clothes when u go on another coach bus now

prettygurl89 16

Sunday 3 April 2016 11:10

Awwww that sucks! I laughed a little but then felt guilty lol

sNOOBie_fml 24

Sunday 3 April 2016 11:12

That's why you man up and sit down in that kind of restroom.

watermelon15 35

Sunday 3 April 2016 17:08

Oh my god that's so terrible. FYL

Tonymac617 16

Sunday 3 April 2016 19:07

Sit sit sit when using a moving bathroom.

Futacy 29

Sunday 3 April 2016 20:41

This has always been my biggest fear while peeing on a coach bus or airplane. "What if we hit a massive curve or meet horrible turbulence and I get thrown into the wall or ceiling?"