Transportation: Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just...

By marlow - 15/01/2009 02:25 - Canada

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

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By pandora - 13/06/2012 09:08 - Israel - Palmahim

Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML

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By fml_forever32 - 23/12/2009 18:56 - United States

Today, I was in the bus on my way home. I was reading a book, and drops of something were getting all over it. It was the man sitting next to me who was asleep and drooling. FML

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By Kerlane - 05/12/2008 03:45 - France

Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 16:00

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML

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By alice - 14/02/2011 01:18 - United Kingdom

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2013 18:04 - Portugal - Sintra

Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2024 00:00 - Sweden

Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML

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By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

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By feltuponthe69 - 08/07/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, I fell asleep on the bus and when I woke up, I found out that I missed my stop by ten stops and I was on the last bus of the night. And, to make matters worse, a drunk hobo was sitting next to me with a beer in one hand and was rubbing my leg with the other. FML

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By Ihatebuses - 14/06/2018 19:00

Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML

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JohnnyszGurl 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 18:14

your fault for letting him sleep on you. bring some tissue paper next time

xHabsfanx 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 8:12

Letting people drool on you is nice?!

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jtaylor69 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 8:51

smack that bitch off like you smack your bitch **** off every night, bitch

pedosmurf 7

Tuesday 13 November 2012 4:40

Smack a bitch

lilcuti3pi389 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 2:14

gross, move out of the way

ifreshballa23 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 5:10

Only 4 comments?

zippyboy 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 2:44

lucky # 5. ps. THAT SUXXXXXX!!!!!!

somename1223132 5

Thursday 5 November 2009 6:54

Wow

Ross_H 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 21:59

So give him a rude awakening.

JohnnyszGurl 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 18:14

your fault for letting him sleep on you. bring some tissue paper next time

Jueezi 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 13:09

^^^ STFU you rudeass....some people are actually nice... I know, shocking!

xHabsfanx 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 8:12

Letting people drool on you is nice?!

Boomi 38

Sunday 11 September 2016 8:30

I was going to say something along those lines! Maybe the dude has a crying baby or something at home and needs the sleep.

bonnieandclyde44 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 2:40

hahaha

HelloNoora1 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 1:02

Just move

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