Transportation: Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood...

By alice - 14/02/2011 01:18 - United Kingdom

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML

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By marlow - 15/01/2009 02:25 - Canada

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

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By Kerlane - 05/12/2008 03:45 - France

Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML

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By Whoopsie - 22/02/2012 15:53 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML

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By Justme - 30/06/2016 18:20 - United States - Missoula

Today, while I was riding the bus to work, I noticed the guy sitting across from me had shorts on. He also had no underwear on and I could fully see his "parts" just hanging there. I decided to switch seats but as I stood up to move, the bus jerked. I fell face forward right into his "parts". FML

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By alexo - 23/05/2012 15:52 - United States

Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML

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By soaked - 31/08/2009 13:05 - United States

Today, I stood for half an hour in the rain waiting for my bus. As I started to go inside, my bus turned around the corner and splashed water all over me. The bus driver wouldn't let me on the bus because I was soaking wet and I would "mess up the seats". FML

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By fml_forever32 - 23/12/2009 18:56 - United States

Today, I was in the bus on my way home. I was reading a book, and drops of something were getting all over it. It was the man sitting next to me who was asleep and drooling. FML

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By pandora - 13/06/2012 09:08 - Israel - Palmahim

Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:41 - United States

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

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forthepainx3 0

Monday 14 February 2011 9:08

******* ATTACK ACTIVATE

IcyHell 0

Monday 14 February 2011 9:34

IT IS SUPER EFFECTIVE

Comments

capt_awesome1 11

Monday 14 February 2011 9:08

look on the bright side, at least your getting some action ! :)

sammy92 0

Monday 14 February 2011 10:20

it's sad that she has to "trip" in order to get any action. poor girl :(

linhnguyen 0

Monday 14 February 2011 14:27

that hot and i want so action from u girl

auzzrage 1

Monday 14 February 2011 23:06

agrees with 19

sammy92 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 10:57

thank u 38 haha

forthepainx3 0

Monday 14 February 2011 9:08

******* ATTACK ACTIVATE

IcyHell 0

Monday 14 February 2011 9:34

IT IS SUPER EFFECTIVE

unidentified_sta 5

Monday 14 February 2011 10:13

HNNNNGGG Male fainted.

takeapieandrun 9

Monday 14 February 2011 11:40

OP GOT WHITED OUT

elisababyxo 0

Monday 14 February 2011 13:33

Rafid 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 1:56

so much win

kemando 22

Monday 14 February 2011 9:11

you shouldn't make such specific excuses, no one will believe you.

WallyTheWombat 0

Monday 14 February 2011 14:18

If this happened to me on a woman's lap, I'd probably be slapped and called a perv. Ah, the good old double standard. Good thing I don't take the bus.