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By Mr IT - 24/11/2009 01:47 - Sweden

Today, the company offering the job position that I've been applying for called me up. I wasn't there to answer so they got redirected to my voice mail in which I'm acting like a drunk David Hasselhoff chewing on a cheeseburger. They called me 5 times. FML

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By stupid voicemails - 28/04/2013 09:09 - United States - Lahaina

Today, I missed multiple calls from the company I applied to. That was the supervisor calling, wanting to hire me. I then remembered my idiotic voicemail I made months ago where I pretended to answer and say stupid stuff for 5 minutes. I don't think I'm going to get the job. FML

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Canceled

By gonnabeunemployed - 08/12/2016 21:33

Today, I got a call from the only company that asked me to come in for an interview of the many applications I submitted. I answered it even though I was at my current job. My boss heard and chewed me out. The call was to cancel the interview since the position was filled. FML

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By urrrppp - 26/03/2010 09:44 - Netherlands

Today, I got through to the phone interview stage for a great job. When the phone rang, I answered and suddenly, spontaneously, burped really loudly. The interviewer hung up. FML

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By almost governmental - 05/09/2014 22:02 - United Kingdom - Peterborough

Today, I got a call about a job interview, saying I was hired. I was ecstatic, until they called me back and said they'd called the wrong applicant. They called again later, saying there'd been a mistake and I really was hired. When I went in to confirm it, they said they'd never heard of me. FML

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Say my name, say my name

By Anonymous - 28/08/2020 23:01 - United States

Today, after being unemployed for over four months, I got a call from a company I've wanted to work for for over 2 years. After they were about to set up an interview, they called me by a different name. After correcting them, they hung up on me. Turns out they had the wrong number. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By kkkk - 31/01/2011 15:44

Today, the company I applied for called up congratulating me in getting the job. I was ecstatic. Quickly enough I texted a few mates that I'd got the job. Twenty minutes later they called again, saying the trainee had accidentally called the wrong applicant. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2016 19:01 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, while checking my voicemail, I noticed I had received one from a job that I've been trying to get in for months. Too bad they called two weeks ago. FML

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By oopsie - 24/05/2009 14:50 - Canada

Today, I got a phone call from a number I didn't recognize. It was a man with a speech impediment, and I began imitating him. He was the manager of a store I applied at. He wanted to arrange an interview. FML

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Drunken antics

By Stilljobless - 19/01/2010 11:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a missed call from a job that I really really want. I completely forgot that my answer machine message was a ridiculous and rude poem that I recorded previously when I was drunk. Somehow I don't think I'll be getting a call back. FML

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Classic

By Wrong number - 25/02/2022 21:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I got a call and was offered a position with a company that I really wanted to work for. I just had to wait a week to confirm that everything was good to go. Ten seconds after ending the call, they called back and said that they'd called the wrong person. The offer was for someone else. FML

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flyingpoopsicles 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 9:19

Duuuuude, I want to hear your voicemail now.

iwannafuckyaman 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 9:14

everyone knows that is why you have a polite voicemail greeting....

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Monday 15 February 2010 3:59

wow. why would you put THAT as your voicemail?!?! i mean really? come on....

ecascio2010 9

Sunday 16 May 2010 2:41

they must have liked it then...

happy_animal_lov 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 6:26

I bet they were laughing their asses off, that's why there's twelve

fmlbtard 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 6:57

obviously they called 11 times bcuz of the voicemail and once for u..

Theclarksondales 8

Tuesday 30 August 2011 18:51

I bet they rang you another 11 times because they liked it, so got that job for sure ;) ( i think )

danceforever51 4

Thursday 5 January 2012 21:21

Everyone also knows that fun voice mails are so much better. Who wants to sit and listen to a boring voice mail.

KevinFlynn 13

Sunday 23 June 2013 18:27

you really deserved it

it__happens 17

Monday 17 February 2014 7:05

Must've entertained them haha

cwl727 32

Tuesday 8 April 2014 19:44

Where is everybody getting that the company called 12 times when OP said 5 times

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 8 December 2015 1:26

I want to hear it.

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