Awkward and Work: Thanks, I hate it

Thanks, I hate it

By kkkk - 31/01/2011 15:44

Today, the company I applied for called up congratulating me in getting the job. I was ecstatic. Quickly enough I texted a few mates that I'd got the job. Twenty minutes later they called again, saying the trainee had accidentally called the wrong applicant. FML

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By almost governmental - 05/09/2014 22:02 - United Kingdom - Peterborough

Today, I got a call about a job interview, saying I was hired. I was ecstatic, until they called me back and said they'd called the wrong applicant. They called again later, saying there'd been a mistake and I really was hired. When I went in to confirm it, they said they'd never heard of me. FML

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By smidge - 02/06/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I got a call from an ad agency offering me a job. I was so excited, because I've been looking for work for a few months now and really wanted to work for them. An hour later, they called apologizing, because they'd made a mistake and offered the job to the wrong person. FML

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Not working out

By Anonymous - 25/07/2014 02:04 - Canada - Burnaby

Today, after months of job hunting, I finally got a phone interview with a company. Excited, I prepared for the interview and conducted extensive research on the company. The interview ended within a minute. They'd got the wrong person. FML

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You deserved it 3 593

Classic

By Wrong number - 25/02/2022 21:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I got a call and was offered a position with a company that I really wanted to work for. I just had to wait a week to confirm that everything was good to go. Ten seconds after ending the call, they called back and said that they'd called the wrong person. The offer was for someone else. FML

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You deserved it 87

Busted

By faulty number - 28/01/2013 23:25 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, I have been waiting for a call from a job I applied for. I soon got a text from my current boss, who doesn't know I'm job hunting, letting me know that the recruiter was trying to reach me. It turns out that the phone number on my resumé was wrong. FML

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You deserved it 38 947

By Anonymous - 10/10/2013 17:59 - United States - Wallingford

Today, while despairing over having been rejected for my dream job, I received an email asking me to come back in for another interview. Then they called me to say they accidentally sent the email to all the applicants, and that they definitely aren't interested. FML

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You deserved it 3 164

Postman Pat

By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 21:01

Today, I got a callback for a job, asking for an interview. I got very excited but also anxious because it's my first job after graduating from uni. While I was on call scheduling the interview, I realised I'd accidentally applied to the Royal Post to be a mailman. Now I have to call again and explain. FML

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You deserved it 1 067

The Apprentice

By panther of the desert - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Puerto Rico - Rio Grande

Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML

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Say my name, say my name

By Anonymous - 28/08/2020 23:01 - United States

Today, after being unemployed for over four months, I got a call from a company I've wanted to work for for over 2 years. After they were about to set up an interview, they called me by a different name. After correcting them, they hung up on me. Turns out they had the wrong number. FML

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You deserved it 177

Freudian slip

By Anonymous - 01/06/2022 07:00 - United States - Mandan

Today, I’ve been looking for a new job for a while now, after being at my current job for 6 years. I was offered an interview for a job I was really excited about. I went to text my boyfriend about the job interview and ended up sending the text to my boss instead. I guess the cat's out of the bag. FML

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You deserved it 1 127

arianylas 3

Tuesday 1 February 2011 1:27

Contract Law 101: By calling you and saying you have the job, mistakenly or not, they created a contract with you. It's definitely worth suing over.

sweet_candy_ 17

Monday 31 January 2011 19:08

They should fire the trainee and take you instead :)

Comments

xGabri3L 3

Monday 31 January 2011 19:06

I'm a fragile little nipple-twaddler, I just wanted everyone to know that, okay, I'm out.

enoughgrace 4

Monday 31 January 2011 19:17

short and to the point.

FYLDeep 25

Monday 31 January 2011 19:42

Hey nipple-twaddler... We don't take kindly to your types 'round here.

piiing 0

Monday 31 January 2011 20:07

I think you might have tried too hard here...

Zmeilerr 22

Monday 31 January 2011 20:25

And KaySL commits virtual murder once again. Dammit Kay, can't they keep your ass locked up?!

Zmeilerr 22

Monday 31 January 2011 20:25

And KaySL commits virtual murder once again. Dammit Kay, can't they keep your ass locked up?!

Zmeilerr 22

Monday 31 January 2011 20:25

And KaySL commits virtual murder once again. Dammit Kay, can't they keep your ass locked up?!

Dark_Charizard 0

Monday 31 January 2011 21:08

Try going to *bleep*.com; they're all attention ****** that nobody cares about.

Sirin_fml 46

Monday 31 January 2011 21:11

Sorry Dark_Charizard, but please don't give those cheap hacks free publicity.

lizzlegirl 9

Monday 31 January 2011 22:40

haha.

sweet_candy_ 17

Monday 31 January 2011 19:08

They should fire the trainee and take you instead :)

piiing 0

Monday 31 January 2011 19:39

you can own me too.

deputy_g 5

Monday 31 January 2011 22:50

@piiing: no :p only me @ every1luvsboners: hating much because not every1 loves boners

MaskedAspen 6

Tuesday 1 February 2011 3:52

rookie mistake.

mea_iloveskiing 26

Monday 31 January 2011 19:16

Your fail is bigger that their fail :D

rockarolln89 0

Monday 31 January 2011 19:30

I know your pain ahaha! Just keep on kicking, brah - You'll find something.

FYLDeep 25

Monday 31 January 2011 19:33

Ask if you can have that idiot's job.

piiing 0

Monday 31 January 2011 19:33

gaaah that really sucks! did you tell them that they had already told you you had the job? that might help?

piiing 0

Monday 31 January 2011 19:40

I don't like boys, but I think you're really cute ^.^

piiing 0

Monday 31 January 2011 19:42

also... how do you get a pic on ur profile? is my iphone just dumb or is it easy to do?

manzanita2121 6

Monday 31 January 2011 19:50

oh my science! that sucks ass!!!

gabrielleangeliq 0

Monday 31 January 2011 19:51

Get the official FML app. When it first opens on the left there should be a button that says account. Click on that and it should give you an option to change your picture. That's how I do it.