By damn it dad! - 08/08/2018 12:00 - Philippines - Paranaque

Today, the creepy guy at school that won't take "no" for an answer came over with his parents to talk about marriage. My dad knows about this creep and said he'd cast them out, but things didn't turn out as I hoped. Apparently, part of the dowry is a Ferrari. FML
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interesting33 36

there are charities that help people who are about to be forcibly married

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real life problems 26

If a Ferrari is not your type, I'm pretty sure he can get a nice Lamborghini or a just as nice Honda civic.

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

I don't know about law but church marriages where at least one partner is forced are not valid. Also just go with it and then when you're asked if you want to marry him, just say "No." And leave

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Yudith 24

"And this is nice wedding bag. I had your name embroidered especially. Do you want to marry me?" "No" "That's okay, consent not necessary." "What are yffh! Mffh! Cmffh!"

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

I meant during the ceremony

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blue_ecureuil 20

you forget that her parents are forcing her to marry someone else. She may be economically dependent on them and, therefore, unable to say 'no' - besides, her country's customs may be so different that somethings that we view as a possibility may not even be possible there. Marriages are not equal throughout the whole world.

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ChakatBlackstar 29

Wait...what kind of Ferrari? I mean, are we talking just a low-end one or a high-end one, or a classic one?

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DarkAngelsBlade 25

Okay so your solution is to flee the country. When your dad gets the car, bring it to a backally salesmen and get like a seventh of the value of the car and then get your shit and go. Good luck!

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