By Anonymous - 19/06/2018 20:30

Today, my excruciating ear pain turned out to be a bastard maggot eating away at all the vital things behind my eardrum. The doctor pulled it out, but I’m now permanently deaf in that ear and can’t balance. I fall if I try to stand or walk further than 5 feet. FML
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Symphoniaes 32

I think I speak for everyone when I say: Y I K E S

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Ahmed Sakr 16

On the bright side, It won't be annoying when one of your headphones stops working

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Symphoniaes 32

I think I speak for everyone when I say: Y I K E S

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Ahmed Sakr 16

On the bright side, It won't be annoying when one of your headphones stops working

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Madrias 36

Depends on which side stops working, though. If it's the side the OP is now deaf on, it'll be doubly annoying.

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ari330 21

he can just switch the ear buds to the other side

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Easy, just swich them...

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UselessWeeaboo1 21

Unless the one in OP’s good ear stops working.

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UselessWeeaboo1 21

If it’s on the side OP’s deaf on, they probably won’t notice.

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julfunky 29

I’ve owned many different headphones and almost every single one of them were reversible, as in it can be worn both ways. Simply flip it around.

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John Nemeth 14

I really hope they let you kill that maggot.

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Allie614032 34

How the HELL did you get a maggot in your ear?? That's terrifying!

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tranced_ 45

They're smart, they attack you when you're most vulnerable, in your sleep!

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cbchawks 14

damn that's a bummer buddy. But at least you can get some good laughs with lighting a fire cracked by that ear and pretend you deaf to people you don't know. :/

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gring40 10

Your balance will partially recover as you get used to functioning with one ear. See an Otologist for future problems & solutions.

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acmariner99 25

FML of the year right there. This is the stuff of nightmares ... or The Wrath of Khan.

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interesting33 36

it's ok. I didn't want to eat anyway...

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