By Waiter - 04/07/2010 10:03 - France

Today, the guy I've been dating for 3 years got engaged to a woman I can't stand. I work as a waiter at a catering company, they hired the company and requested me as a server for their engagement party. FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 165
You deserved it 6 376

Same thing different taste

Top comments

fodyshark 0

why would u be dumb enough to date a guy dating someone else. pretty stupid smh.

Comments

britt127 1

He would be a pedo if he said something like " wow 13 you're pretty i would like to f*** your little underage body!!" "you're pretty" is just a nice compliment:) (and before anyone gets any ideas, no, i'm not a pedo...) i just think yore a nice person 37 i just think you're a nice person 34!!

what wrong with this "edit your comment" thing?? sure 34 also is a nice person but thats not my point!! :)

Call in sick that day or put laxatives in their food

bluewaffles69 0

wow that ******* sucks OP maybe if you serve well you can join them in engagment sex and make it a 3 some :D

push the cake over and pee in the champagne

what A Fu***** jerk. These are the reasons why Girls can't trust guys anymore.

so "accidently" spill the soup and wine! problem solved

'Waiter' implying you're male. He got engaged to a female. He wasn't gay afterall.

ArtIsResistance7 1

Or he's still gay, and just getting married to cover it up. >.>

why not Alan?? maybe OP is male... never gave that a thought?? OP shloud've written the sex. It would spare many comments on this one!!

Women are sometimes referred to as waiters rather than waitresses. It's not a gender-specific word, at least not anymore.