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wow 13 you're pretty!!!
wow 37 you're a pedo!!!
He would be a pedo if he said something like " wow 13 you're pretty i would like to f*** your little underage body!!" "you're pretty" is just a nice compliment:) (and before anyone gets any ideas, no, i'm not a pedo...) i just think yore a nice person 37 i just think you're a nice person 34!!
what wrong with this "edit your comment" thing?? sure 34 also is a nice person but thats not my point!! :)
18 = adult.
Call in sick that day or put laxatives in their food
**** him at their engagement party
he's a jerk. I feel bad for u:(
wow that ******* sucks OP maybe if you serve well you can join them in engagment sex and make it a 3 some :D
push the cake over and pee in the champagne
what A Fu***** jerk. These are the reasons why Girls can't trust guys anymore.
that sux! so srry
so "accidently" spill the soup and wine! problem solved
'Waiter' implying you're male. He got engaged to a female. He wasn't gay afterall.
why not Alan?? maybe OP is male... never gave that a thought?? OP shloud've written the sex. It would spare many comments on this one!!
Women are sometimes referred to as waiters rather than waitresses. It's not a gender-specific word, at least not anymore.
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You sure you were dating him?
why would u be dumb enough to date a guy dating someone else. pretty stupid smh.