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By liltravol23 - 15/01/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, the only cute girl in my office made fun of me because I'm 27 and bring fruit cups with my lunch. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2014 21:31 - United States - Arlington

Today, a coworker filed a complaint against me, all because I ate a banana at lunch, which he claimed is "threateningly sexual", whatever the hell that means. FML

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By Sfg_926 - 26/06/2016 05:02 - United States - Newberg

Today, I told one of my coworkers that she looked really cute today. Later she sent an email to me and cc'd the entire office saying, "It really makes me feel uncomfortable when you say things like that to me. And I shouldn't have to feel that way at work." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2012 20:55 - United States

Today, while I was in the break room at work, one of my coworkers walked in on me playing with my animal crackers, complete with animal noises. Now, the entire department won't stop teasing me and calling me Tarzan. FML

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By fmyboss - 13/10/2019 07:00

Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2011 04:38

Today, my boss ate a small piece of paper off her desk, thinking it was frosting. I have to work for this woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 17:01 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, at daycare, a little girl cussed me out because I didn't have any apple juice left. When I called her parents, they sided with her and cussed me out too. My boss refused to sympathize, and reprimanded me for not making sure we still had apple juice. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2024 05:00 - United States - Anaheim

Today, my brother-in-law was nice enough to bring me lunch at work. The people I work with are so catty and immature that the rumors started flying almost immediately. Grow up already. FML

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By Crushgonewrong - 22/06/2016 21:42 - United States - Compton

Today, I told the cute girl in my office that she looked like she listened to country music, as an icebreaker. She blankly stared at me for what felt like forever, and responded with, "That's the worst thing you could say to a person," and walked away. She hasn't talked to me since. FML

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By retailshell - 28/01/2015 15:01 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was ringing up a woman at work. I saw she'd bought a birthday cake, so I smiled and said I hoped whoever it was for has a happy birthday. She looked at me in disgust, told me to mind my own business, then called me a "chucklefuck bitch." Okay then. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 14:36 - United States

Today, a girl I work with was talking to me in an Eeyore voice. I'm not sure if it's because she's sad and pathetic, or if she thinks I'm sad and pathetic. FML

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HanisMan01 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 17:04

Words cant describe how delicous a fruit cup is.Period

maiden_girl 5

Sunday 15 February 2009 13:50

You know... she could've been flirting with you...

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HanisMan01 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 17:04

Words cant describe how delicous a fruit cup is.Period

daniisme 0

Monday 5 April 2010 7:55

can someone tell me what a fruitcup is...?

CynicalBast 0

Friday 9 April 2010 19:19

A cup of fruit.

NuTrees 9

Monday 13 February 2012 4:38

I love fruit cups. People at my work pick on me cause I eat apples and they eat candy.

Boomi 38

Sunday 11 September 2016 8:26

Fruit cups are amazing.

maiden_girl 5

Sunday 15 February 2009 13:50

You know... she could've been flirting with you...

eatplastik 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 17:29

HAHAHA THAT IS SO CUTE, lol @ 13

pommeblossom 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 8:06

I would bring fruit cups to eat with you.

ohfrick 0

Monday 23 February 2009 6:10

What a ****. Fruit is healthy!

fcktheworld 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 21:00

fruit cups kick ass.

sapphirebaby96 0

Friday 20 March 2009 22:10

fruit cups own, especially with pb&j haha. her fat butt was probably just jealous =]

RhiCarlton 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 15:01

This seems like a really lame FML... poking fun at someone is the most basic way of flirting.

mellowyellowww 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 20:09

she deserves a smack in the face and doesn't deserve ANYONE if she actually goes out of her way to make fun of something you bring to eat for lunch. especially DELICIOUS FRUIT CUPS!!! agreeing with 19, this issss sort of a silly FML; but. really. i'm mad at the girl for being that way.

Azrius 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 23:06

She was probably doing it in good fun, man. Lighten up a bit.

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