Germ warfare

By phantom-yamato - 01/05/2020 17:00

Today, I accidentally scanned a customer’s item twice. Before I could take it off, she quickly leaned over the counter and coughed on me. Repeatedly. FML
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sickerthanyou 13

Now you must demand 14 paid days off because you must be in quarantine, and she needs to be arrested

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oldtimer 3

That’s assault and you can have her arrested.

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Dale Gulley 8

Shove her as hard as you can away from you. Rude stupid people

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Now you can take even more money by making her pay your hospital bills.

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oldtimer 3

That’s assault and you can have her arrested.

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sickerthanyou 13

Now you must demand 14 paid days off because you must be in quarantine, and she needs to be arrested

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icalledhisname 12

I would have called the cops, honestly. Or kick her out at the very least. I’m sorry you went through that, I hope the germs stay away from you.

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uniformed 13

please tell me this is when you grabbed her by the hair and scanned her face repeatedly, and violently.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

I would totally smack her across the face and not care about losing my job. That is NOT okay, even when not in the middle of a pandemic.

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ViviMage 38

That is a terrorist attack to "pretend" you have Corona. She needs to be arrested and you need to be quarantined.

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