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By moe - 15/02/2011 03:07 - United States

Today, the only person to wish me a Happy Valentine's day was a wrong number calling my cell phone. FML

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By andi0804 - 05/08/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML

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By foreveralone - 23/07/2013 09:51 - New Zealand - Torbay

Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2012 08:25 - Australia

Today, I got a reply to my Valentine's Day card that I sent to my girlfriend. I'll get the address right next time because her neighbor is really creeping me out now. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, I received a text from an unknown number that read, "I love you." Thinking it was my partner being sweet, I responded with a long, sappy message about how much they mean to me. Turns out, it was a wrong number. The person responded with, "Um, thanks but I think you have the wrong number." FML

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By Arp - 04/02/2012 20:46 - United States

Today, I got an early Valentine's day card. My boyfriend and I recently broke up, and my hopes shot up thinking it might be from him. It wasn't. It was from my parents. FML

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By PaulieD - 19/10/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I received a "Happy Birthday" text from my ex. I thought maybe she missed me, but when I replied with a polite, "Thank you," they responded with "Sorry, wrong person. However, fuck you." Ouch. Happy birthday to me, indeed. FML

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By MelanieP - 29/08/2009 03:39 - United States

Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML

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By m2k - 20/06/2011 14:59 - Canada

Today, the only person I actually spoke with was a prank caller. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he hung up on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 05:49 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML

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By lonely - 05/02/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

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Tuesday 15 February 2011 8:57

Well at least you have his number now don't you?

Acousticpixie14 6

Tuesday 15 February 2011 9:24

Wow, get over it, it's not even a real holiday.

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chocolatedream 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 10:45

Valentines day is just a dumb made up holiday. There's no need to worry OP many people out there didn't get a gift or a greeting either, so you're not alone.

doctorspaceman 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 11:45

At least he/she didn't just hang up, somebody wished you a nice day, OP. nobody wished me a happy valentines day, this isn't an FML

katers311 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 12:15

made up

wordgirl 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 13:44

Lol. My husband and I met on Valentine's day 5 years ago. Still, the only person to wish me a happy Valentine's day was my old boss. :)

aspnet_rules 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 17:00

Really? This is an FML to you? NEWS FLASH: I've never had a girlfriend, I'm not complaining. There are worse things in life... like losing your job. Get over yourself.