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By weirdoe - 07/02/2016 09:17 - Italy - Palermo

Spicy
Today, the only thing that kept me hard during sex with my wife was thinking about my own naked body. FML
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blueotcxx 2

This is when you KNOW you're a narcissist.

umm....was the OP trying to reenact the scene from american psycho when christian bale had those 2 hookers?

Then you should either talk to your wife, or let her have someone who will appreciate her.

blueyekai 17

I do this too. ? My bf does turn me on though, just not as much as me imagining I'm him screwing me.