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By weirdoe - 07/02/2016 09:17 - Italy - Palermo

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Today, the only thing that kept me hard during sex with my wife was thinking about my own naked body. FML
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sammisweets93 12

I'm guessing since she is your wife, this isn't your first rodeo with her. So, what was different this time? The environment. the moves??

Narcissism is one of the worst traits a person can have, I feel bad for your wife.

He's an autosexual, not vain. You can have an autosexual who isn't vain (it's rare). Someone can be sexually attracted to the self, yet not think highly of themself

At least you have confidence in your appearance?