Intimacy: Today, the only thing that kept me hard during sex with my wife... - FML

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By weirdoe - 07/02/2016 09:17 - Italy - Palermo

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Today, the only thing that kept me hard during sex with my wife was thinking about my own naked body. FML

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BlueBaronBitch 22

Monday 8 February 2016 0:35

"Yeah you're the man, you sexy beast"

JuzReading 23

Monday 8 February 2016 0:37

Did you moan your name out as well?

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sammisweets93 12

Monday 8 February 2016 7:11

I'm guessing since she is your wife, this isn't your first rodeo with her. So, what was different this time? The environment. the moves??

Kyp_kingofhearts 12

Monday 8 February 2016 7:31

Did Kayne West write this FML?

VampOfSavannah 31

Monday 8 February 2016 7:51

Narcissism is one of the worst traits a person can have, I feel bad for your wife.

TaintedTraveler 7

Monday 8 February 2016 7:59

Well, confidence really is important

FemskyD 26

Monday 8 February 2016 9:24

? you're soo vainn ?

PotatoesAndCake 26

Monday 8 February 2016 10:22

"Secksy!"

Vendair 5

Monday 8 February 2016 10:51

He's an autosexual, not vain. You can have an autosexual who isn't vain (it's rare). Someone can be sexually attracted to the self, yet not think highly of themself

enganerd 17

Monday 8 February 2016 13:08

Seek mental help

Cadeth 13

Monday 8 February 2016 13:13

Are you bi?

Joshawott 21

Monday 8 February 2016 14:27

At least you have confidence in your appearance?

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