By aww, such a nice guy. NOT - 25/05/2014 17:46 - United States - Dodge City

Today, the previously charming guy I've been seeing for the past two weeks tried to introduce a weekly sex quota into our relationship. FML
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gabagabaheyu 10

maybe explain that a relationship isn't a business. there shouldn't be "quotas" for sex. it should just happen when it happens.

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gracehi 31

Introduce him to the "**** Off" quota.

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ZorroRooster 19

Given the content of the FML, you didn't need the NOT at the end of your name, OP. The sarcasm would have been picked up just fine without it.

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buckdharma 36

Production is up, but every month he still winds up in the red.

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thrlyrist 6

Is that a min quota or a max quota?

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Everyone does seem to be assuming it's a "I want more sex" rather than a "Oh God! It's almost falling off from overuse!" quota.

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Melkboy 7

And the problem is? Is it too often, do you not like quotas or do you think sex is icky?

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Fou_Lou 20

That people dont like to feel forced to have to have sex?

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Ziggy122 15

Part of it might be that she'd only been seeing the guy for two weeks?

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Ziggy122 15

Ah, yes, throwing on the old "nice guy" charm so he can play the "friendzone" card when you reject his sexual advances.

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Ki11erC 18

Maybe it's her that wants it to much... Albeit odd it's entirely plausible.

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Exaspera 54

Is he perhaps the manager of a factory? Maybe it's just his particular mindset? :-P Demand bonuses!

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