Transportation: Today, the roads were OK, so I cleaned the ice and snow off my...

By ouch - 20/02/2010 00:37 - United States

Today, the roads were OK, so I cleaned the ice and snow off my car so I could go out. I rolled my window down a little bit while I was driving to clear the snow off the base of the window. A chunk of ice flew off my hood, in through the window, and hit my eye. I then hit a snowbank. FML

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By Chris Altenbach - 23/02/2010 20:55 - United States

Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally warmed up after the recent snowstorm. I hopped into my car and rolled down the windows. When I opened the sun roof, a foot of snow came falling into my car. FML

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By FMLimsomad - 29/12/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, and this time I left the window open. FML

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By Iceicebaby - 15/02/2017 23:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, after getting out the car and closing the door, I began walking and slipped on some black ice. In the moment of panic, I grabbed onto my car wing mirror. Luckily, I didn't hit the deck. Unluckily, the wing mirror broke off. FML

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By snowman - 13/11/2010 23:04 - United States

Today, my city got almost a foot of snow. When I went out to my car, it was covered in snow with a layer of ice underneath. I went to open the trunk to get the window scraper, when the snow that had collected on the top of my back window slid into my trunk. My laptop was the recipient of most of the snow. FML

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By pothole - 03/03/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML

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By Dopamin3 - 20/03/2019 06:00

Today, as I was driving to a conference two hours away, a giant piece of ice fell off a truck and did severe damage to my car's hood and busted the front light. The car was a few months old with around 5000 miles on it. FML

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By wrecked - 11/01/2010 13:43 - United States

Today, I slid on ice and hit another car while driving to work. My car was totalled, and my leg hurt, while the other car had very little damage. Not two minutes later, the salt truck drove by, spraying the road. FML

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By Chris - 02/02/2010 05:40 - France

Today, the windows on my car were frozen. I filled up a bucket of hot water, and threw it on the windows. The windows cracked. FML

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By UnluckyReporter - 17/02/2016 06:35 - United States - Lexington

Today, I lost control of my car on a patch of ice and slid off the road, messing up my car. I was working on a news story about bad road conditions. FML

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By snowball - 29/12/2010 23:32 - Switzerland

Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML

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Saturday 20 February 2010 9:04

Snickerdoodle's comments suck!

R3kli3 10

Saturday 20 February 2010 9:20

that sux!

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trigunesq 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 18:17

um im just wonderin how something can fly off a hood, curve into the window, curve even more into an eye

Shadic 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 19:12

..Snow got in one eye and you drove your car into a snowbank? Are you a cyclops or a shitty driver? I'm assuming the second.

TehGreatOne 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 19:53

Obviously you didn't clean 'the car'. Last time I checked, the hood was attached to the rest of the car. Next time, clean your car off properly.

caltain 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 22:18

I guess that "cleaned off the snow and ice" means except the windows and hood. Moron.

ooshrooms 1

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:28

OP is the type of person who doesn't clean off the roof of the car, so any car behind is blinded by loose snow or whacked by chunks of ice. Very few FMLs are more deserved than this one. Clean off your whole car, jerk.

scarletlily_fml 3

Sunday 21 February 2010 2:27

Y totally DI. I hate the morons around here who clean off just their hood, but not the top. CLEAN OFF YOUR WHOLE DAMN CAR! God, it takes, what, 10 minutes to clear the roof of snow? Lazy jackass.

shadowPlayer 6

Tuesday 18 May 2010 23:52

Clean off you hood YDI. how do you expect to see with that blowing up?

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 14 September 2010 16:54

I remember one winter it snowed about 6-8 inches. As I was driving to school, I saw a person pass me in the opposite lane: She only cleaned off a tiny porthole in her windshield and had her face up close so she could look out of the tiny opening she cleared off to drive. The rest of her car was covered in snow, even the rear windshield. I wish I had a camera with me then.