Miscellaneous: Today, the snowblower found my lost phone. FML - FML

By cs - 13/02/2011 02:21 - United States

Today, the snowblower found my lost phone. FML

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By shoopbadeewoop - 08/03/2014 21:43

Today, it was snowing. After answering a call, I put my phone into my jacket pocket, and hurried across the road. I quickly realised my phone hadn't slipped into my pocket after all, and I turned around in time to see a snowplow go by. I couldn't find my phone in the snowdrifts. FML

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By Poorphone - 08/12/2016 17:23 - United States - Denver

Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML

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By enjoy - 13/10/2008 08:30

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

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By nerderer - 30/04/2015 18:48 - United States - Duluth

Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML

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By no_service - 19/06/2009 17:57 - United States

Today, my phone died. I plugged it in to charge and then went out to run some errands. When I returned, my phone was no where to be found, and our shovel was on the floor, muddy and wet. I then discovered my 6-year old son had buried my "dead" 200$ palmpilot because he had felt sorry for me. FML

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By Kris - 06/12/2010 20:31 - United States

Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2013 07:14 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, after having lost my phone three days ago, I paid a $150 non-refundable fee to have my phone replaced and mailed to me by Tuesday. A half hour later, I found my original phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 22:06 - United States

Today, I found my phone under the car seat after three days. I flipped it open ready to issue apologies to everyone who had tried to get in touch with me and I had worried. No missed calls. FML

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Prank or brain melt?

By Anonymous - 29/05/2023 22:00 - Canada - Woodstock

Today, my son texted me that he couldn't find his phone, so I went to go help him look for it. FML

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oliver86 8

Sunday 13 February 2011 10:20

better than finding it with a lawn mower

DahkLohd 4

Sunday 13 February 2011 16:18

Why did Frosty the Snowman pull his pants down? The snowblower was coming. :D

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RenaBena7 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 11:59

Do you mean a CT scan? X-ray machines show bones..?

james_aka_frosty 3

Sunday 13 February 2011 12:00

dude don't dis the snow. it'll come and get yo ass!

GavinRoskamp 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 12:07

YDI for just now getting around to clearing your sidewalk. The snow has been down for over a week, bro. And I'm pretty sure the phone was already ruined if it was in snow.

extraberry 9

Sunday 13 February 2011 12:48

But you don't know if it snowed recently where the OP lives. Or where OP was clearing snow from.

Jimboom 11

Sunday 13 February 2011 12:20

That blows

rhartwick 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 12:53

**** I was just about to say that!

yummylicious 5

Sunday 13 February 2011 15:52

美味しい

TBird18 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 12:50

just be happy it found it for you

NuyoRicanGirl 3

Sunday 13 February 2011 13:13

don't be mad your phone was already messed up if it was in the snow

lil_lala209 5

Sunday 13 February 2011 13:24

I don't see how this is a fml? you found your lost phone... now if it's all messed up and dosent work anymore then it would maybe be a fml...

eryn13 5

Sunday 13 February 2011 13:57

at least you found it!

mea_iloveskiing 26

Sunday 13 February 2011 14:20

Your phone got a ******** :D

UpsidedownKayak 9

Sunday 13 February 2011 15:04

At least, now you know where it is, all over the sidewalk.

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