Nature is so wonderful!

By Anonymous - 15/10/2019 18:03

Today, I was backpacking, and I was in a tent. It had rained all day and finally, I was dry. I settled down in my slightly damp sleeping bag. I woke up halfway through the night with a frog on my face and my feet in freezing cold water. Our tent had drifted into a frog pond. FML

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By asdfBUTT - 06/03/2012 01:36 - United States

Today, I went swimming in a pond. I came out covered in leeches. Terrified, I screamed, flailed about and cried out for help until half a dozen people ran over. One of them was kind enough to point out that those leeches I was so afraid of were actually patches of mud. FML

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Woody82 4

Tuesday 15 October 2019 21:21

How does a tent "drift away" while you sleep in it?

Alup132 22

Tuesday 15 October 2019 18:52

Didn’t you put stakes in your tent?

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Alup132 22

Tuesday 15 October 2019 18:52

Didn’t you put stakes in your tent?

Woody82 4

Tuesday 15 October 2019 21:22

Even without stakes, your weight would keep you from floating away. You would sink.

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Tuesday 15 October 2019 20:14

I guess this was your first time

Woody82 4

Tuesday 15 October 2019 21:21

How does a tent "drift away" while you sleep in it?

bullsonyourface 20

Tuesday 15 October 2019 22:06

but. how??

BurnInDemonFire 34

Tuesday 15 October 2019 23:25

Can you explain the science behind this, please? Start with how a frog got into your tent, as I'm assuming it was zipped up. Then move onto how your tent drifted into a pond, because even if you were using a pop-up tent, you were weighing it down, so unless you were pushed in by some other force, you shouldn't have randomly drifted anywhere.

JosephFDawson 7

Wednesday 16 October 2019 4:00

Someone must've pulled the tent and giggled the entire time

BurnInDemonFire 34

Wednesday 16 October 2019 17:33

Possibly. I also need to know the depth of the pond, because, as Woody82 mentioned, if there was any significant depth, OP and the tent would have sank like a whacked mafia goon in a rolled-up carpet.

Silverion Sairee 14

Thursday 17 October 2019 5:38

maybe the tent has some kind of air mattress floor thing going on, and it slid down a slope into a pond cause they didn't stake the tent down. i dunno how the frog would've gotten in unless their is a gap somewhere.