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These things happen lol. I am sure this won't affect your career..:). Farts of good performance? Good performance will always win (I hope) You have made a statement. He will always remember you by your good work and extremely noxious fart :).
OP truly has farts of good performance.
My boss walked into a cloud years ago and before he could blame me I let him know that, "Tim just crop dusted." Tim didn't do it.
And when if he asked who Tim is I hope you said "There are some who call me... Tim?"
Op's name made this fml better. And i do believe that worse things could happen. Worse comes to worse, find somebody named Tim to blame.
In case you didn't figure it out from the thumbs, OP farted right BEFORE the VP came over to praise them.
Quickly, go buy a dog and bring it to the office secretly. Now hope he thinks it was the dog that magically showed up.
how u explain to ur next employer y u got fired, lol op that sucks
read up on eating healthy. noxious gas is a sign of poor health. cut out wheat and increase vegtables and you will notice a difference.
Actually, a plant-based diet creates more gas than an easily digestible (but unhealthy) meat and white flour diet. Kale, beans, peas, whole grains all can cause really bad noxious gas, especially if you are not used to eating them. Once your belly (gut flora) adapts, you're usually ok eating them. Also, protein powders, which aren't necessarily unhealthy, just unnecessary in most people, can make you super super gassy.
Creative username OP
Definitely YDI. There is a reason why most people avoid certain foods during the week. A quick trip to the bathroom to "wash your hands" works too. No reason for you to turn your desk into a toxic fumes area.
Bahaha! I love the narration of this. :D
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My boss walked into a cloud years ago and before he could blame me I let him know that, "Tim just crop dusted." Tim didn't do it.
These things happen lol. I am sure this won't affect your career..:). Farts of good performance? Good performance will always win (I hope) You have made a statement. He will always remember you by your good work and extremely noxious fart :).