Today, there was a big party I went to. I danced with my crush...

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By foto - 06/07/2017 22:45 - Tonga

Today, there was a big party I went to. I danced with my crush and he was about to kiss me when I heard someone cough behind us. I turned around and saw both of my twenty year old brothers and my dad. My dad was wearing his sheriff badge. FML

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Akitakat 31

Monday 10 July 2017 12:27

I fought the law & the law won...

Elemor 14

Monday 10 July 2017 22:17

I never understood this 'don't you dare touch my daughter' thing in America

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Akitakat 31

Monday 10 July 2017 12:27

I fought the law & the law won...

Elemor 14

Monday 10 July 2017 22:17

I never understood this 'don't you dare touch my daughter' thing in America

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Today, I finally got my paycheck from working at my minimum wage job for the last three months. I was delighted when I saw it was worth $846. On my way to cash it, I destroyed my car's suspension. It's going to cost almost $800 to fix. FML

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Today, I discovered that as thanks for my successful efforts to increase my company's monthly revenue, my dumbass of a boss has been awarded a pay bonus. He's wasted no time telling everyone about the sports car he's planning to buy with it. FML

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Just to piss me off... You nugget!

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