Love: Today, there was a new and extremely attractive girl at youth...

By Richard - 06/02/2010 18:39 - France

Today, there was a new and extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" FML

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By musamalia - 06/01/2009 11:58 - France

Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 06:58 - United States

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2015 04:58 - United States - Latrobe

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML

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By imafunguy - 05/10/2012 00:28 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 15:37 - United States

Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML

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Unrequited

By Anonymous - 29/09/2020 13:57 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I ran into my childhood crush. She was the one who made me realize I was bi, and I was enthralled by her. Too bad she was straight. She's only gotten more attractive, and now she's in my program. FML

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By straightasaneedle - 02/02/2011 17:11 - Germany

Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML

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Pleased to meet you

By footinmouth - 13/09/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 13:04 - United States

Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML

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Silver linings

By 10 years, 0 dates - 28/11/2020 11:03

Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML

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davidhasmorefun 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 23:26

your reply " and I've always wanted to meet an ignorant bitch"

Darth_Draco 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 23:24

WTF? what a terrible rude thing to say!

Comments

Wrathlon 1

Monday 15 February 2010 4:17

Typical dumb **** female. While there are smart women out there, the brainless moron women whom I'm surprised remember to breathe without someone doing it for them far outnumber them. If I had $1 for every bimbo with no ambitions, no skills, no hobbies and no real anything other than "OMG LYK SOOOO COOOL" I'd be rich.

leadrunner751 3

Monday 15 February 2010 6:32

chemistry didn't match, huh?

luv_luv_lollipop 0

Monday 12 April 2010 9:59

yah they would bcuz I have or maybe thts just mi weirdness :P

nicolleab 6

Saturday 10 July 2010 7:22

126- not all girls r attracted to gay guys!

Euphoric_boner 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 12:10

well she said she never met one so apparently she doesn't know how gay guys are

ItsJustMe17 9

Sunday 20 February 2011 4:37

WHY would there be a gay person at a youth group....

SaltyLurker 10

Thursday 18 October 2018 13:56

I would laugh my ass off if someone had to tell me that. I mean, what do you say? "I've always wanted to meet someone with blue eyes"? I suppose people don't know any better...