Miscellaneous: Today, they opened a new firing range behind my housing block....

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By ItnHmn - 16/09/2016 19:58 - United States - Apo

Today, they opened a new firing range behind my housing block. No big deal, except they are open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. FML

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Tripartita 44

Saturday 17 September 2016 17:47

This FML was brought to you by ItnHmn's Shop of Earplugs, Headphones, and Sleeping Pills. The grand opening is any day now, probably.

dudeutookhrs 24

Saturday 17 September 2016 17:22

Time to invest in some sound proofing OP

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LyingBlood 8

Sunday 18 September 2016 5:25

i fall asleep to the sounds of gunshots. no biggie for me

lord_salad_ass 8

Monday 19 September 2016 8:57

Well if you ant beat them, join them. Time to buy some firearms!

CAH0105 3

Tuesday 20 September 2016 5:48

It's time to move lol ?

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