By ItnHmn - 16/09/2016 19:58 - United States - Apo

Today, they opened a new firing range behind my housing block. No big deal, except they are open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. FML
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Tripartita 44

This FML was brought to you by ItnHmn's Shop of Earplugs, Headphones, and Sleeping Pills. The grand opening is any day now, probably.

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DaedPool 6

he's in the Middle east. Armed Forces. I'm guessing he's either part of a Civil Affairs unit or UN personnel.

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Sebof2001 7

Hope you get used to it fast enough. I live right next to the train tracks but after a few weeks I was totally used to it and stopped waking up.

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BubbaYoshi117 11

Are gunshots really something somebody should let themselves get used to though?

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Lalala579121 27

31 - If they're in the armed forces... kinda yeah. I don't think it'd be very good if they jumped every time their squad mates fired.

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Watervixen 27

I would invest in some sound cancelling headphones.

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Emmereen 29

I've been there and got used to it. I hope you adapt quickly, OP.

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The_Butt_Shark 4

As someone who lives near train tracks and my grandparents, that I visit often, live near a firing range, you get used to it.

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Tripartita 44

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Biker187 13

Don't complain really, some people aren't so privileged to have such easy access. I used to shoot off of my back deck then moved due to the job though with the job came free range access. Ask for a discount membership since you live so close. You never know you might actually enjoy it & meet some really great people.

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Tripartita 44

I'd value sleep uninterrupted by the sound of gunfire over being near a shooting range, but I'm rational like that… I guess some people /really/ like ejaculating their hard, metal phallic symbols at all hours of the night. And bonding with other people over the joy of said ejaculation? Nothing wrong with that.

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Dale_shackleford 13

It says armed forces, so it's possible that they are doing night drills.

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honocor 2

Not sure the state you live in, but where I am from there are strict regulations on how loud ranges can be. Many measurements are taken before they can fully open. I doubt it is going to be any louder than train tracks or a highway.

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sturschaedel 27

He is somewhere in the middle east. Probably at some army base. I'd not bet on any regulations at all.

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