Work: Today, thinking I was alone at work, I did an impression of Goldar...

By Goldar - 10/04/2013 02:44 - United States

Today, thinking I was alone at work, I did an impression of Goldar from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I turned around to find out I wasn't alone; a cute girl was staring at me, unimpressed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 939

You deserved it 20 337

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

What the…?

By Gary McBain - 14/01/2023 06:00

Today, whilst in the break room at work, a girl I don’t know walked into the room. She gave me a look of utter disgust, then turned and walked back out of the room. I was so shocked, I burst out laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 752

You deserved it 91

Hi Zach!

By Breezie - 14/10/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 505

You deserved it 168

By JoLaFritte - 07/11/2008 10:10 - France

Today, thinking that I was alone at work, I started rummaging through my nose, trying to find something interesting. It was only after about a minute that I noticed that my boss was looking straight at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 954

You deserved it 50 436

By thatswhatsup66 - 20/03/2012 19:01 - United States - Greer

Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 724

You deserved it 26 957

By ballthlete - 06/09/2015 04:55 - United States - Edmond

Today, the girl I like at work surprised me in the otherwise empty break room. She caught me taking part in what might as well have been the Ball-Scratching Olympics. I didn't notice she was behind me until she cleared her throat to get my attention. Shit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 459

You deserved it 13 145

Just great, thanks

By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 02:15 - United States

Today, while at training with several of my co-workers, I realized I was the only woman. The only thing one of them said to me the entire day was "DUDE!" while staring at my chest as I took my coat off in the morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 175

You deserved it 3 776

Love is love, dude

By lonelyengineer - 19/12/2010 10:28 - Germany

Today, I sat in the cafeteria at work and saw a girl, which is a rare sight at my workplace, from the back with a beautifully long ponytail. After a full hour of building up courage to perhaps say hi to her, she turned around. It was a 50-year-old man. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 031

You deserved it 32 189

By godhatesme - 26/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 628

You deserved it 36 844

By FML - 11/07/2016 21:16 - United States - Pine Bush

Today, I was at work and a guy walked up holding his phone with the camera facing me. He then looks up at me and says, "I'm not taking a picture of you. I'm just trying to catch a Pokemon." And here I was thinking that I looked nice today. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 769

You deserved it 2 468

By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 555

You deserved it 4 997

wdd2 5

Wednesday 10 April 2013 10:13

Power rangers, like pokemon, will never grow old, they shall both always be classics.

poopsi 19

Wednesday 10 April 2013 10:41

"The less you care, the happier you'll be." - Patrick Star

Comments

iamthunder 4

Wednesday 10 April 2013 17:12

Now would be the time to summon the Putty Patrol and have them get rid of her Goldar!

nerdsgetmehot 22

Wednesday 10 April 2013 18:39

If she wasn't impressed by that (surely awesome) impression and didn't get the reference, she's not cool enough for you.

onorexveritas 23

Wednesday 10 April 2013 18:51

I would provably be taken aback if I'd been in her situation... mostly because I remember close to nothing about the power rangers

grimmotek 8

Wednesday 10 April 2013 19:33

I would have been impressed and slightly turned on

DeviousDreamer 13

Wednesday 10 April 2013 19:55

I would definitely ask you out after that XD

icepick23 12

Wednesday 10 April 2013 21:04

She was staring at the hot guy behind you

ChakatBlackstar 29

Wednesday 10 April 2013 22:02

Maybe if you tried a Lord Zed or a Zordon impression she'd be more impressed.

jesterkitty4 14

Wednesday 10 April 2013 22:13

That show is awesome! Apparently the cute girl is not.

spikekutter 9

Wednesday 10 April 2013 22:49

thats awesome... sometimes chicks are hard to please..

ChazzyWazzy1998 10

Thursday 11 April 2013 0:28

Power rangers, really?!? That show is for 5 year olds.

violetlover 4

Thursday 11 April 2013 4:45

If someone wants to watch Power Rangers then guess what? That's their prerogative. And by the way, the original Power Rangers have and always will be amazing! Power Rangers or GTFO!