Intimacy: Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend...

By Prinpette - 20/09/2011 21:20 - France

Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML

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By unendowed - 18/03/2012 02:11 - United States - Katy

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to go down on me with chewing gum in her mouth. I spent the next hour and a half getting Orbit out of my pubes. FML

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By sasquatch - 08/09/2012 04:03 - United States - Katonah

Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML

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Groucho

By beardedlady - 02/07/2011 06:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML

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By Justmyluck - 15/11/2017 06:00

Today, after sex, my boyfriend turned to me and said, “I need to check something down there.” I asked what but he just smiled and showed me the piece of gum he was chewing. He took a look and left to get the scissors. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML

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By turnedoff - 18/06/2012 01:00 - United States

Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2023 03:00

Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2010 05:55 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

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DropTheDaggerxx 31

Wednesday 21 September 2011 6:34

Hey, does everyone forget pubic hair is perfectly natural? If you think it's "gross", you're probably not old enough to touch a ******. Everyone has personal preferences but it's amazing how many people seem to think that it's some unspoken rule for chicks to shave EVERYWHERE.

humorizer 14

Wednesday 21 September 2011 6:54

My dog would beg to differ.

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slipperykricket 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 1:56

Now you know why the term carpet-muncher went out of style...it was right around the time razors were invented :)

Burnehh 2

Wednesday 12 October 2011 0:37

If you want him to go down on you, shave that shit! Otherwise, you don't get none. It's that simple. To be honest, I wouldn't go down on you either, who the **** wants pubic hair stuck in the back of their throat? It can't be pleasant. It's totally up to you. I do agree, sticking gum there was a douche bag move, and he didn't have to do that, but do put yourself in his shoes. Would you want to lap at that nasty shit? Uhmmm, the ccorrect answer would be no.

iPsycho 4

Friday 14 October 2011 5:40

Shaving pubic hair is actually pretty difficult, if you mess up (which is easy) it looks like you have herpes or some shit

Grettir 1

Sunday 16 October 2011 17:46

You people hating on OP for not shaving are complete fuckwits. What's next? Five pounds of makeup if your bf doesn't like your complexion? Mandatory implants if your **** are small? Seriously, I understand different people have different preferences and some people think little girl crotch with razor bumps is oh so hot, but anyone that disgusted by body hair on their partner is an evolutionary failure. As Sasha Grey once said, "If you're curious...that's what a grown woman looks like." And more to the point, that was a really crass and disrespectful thing for bf to do.

littlebiggs23 11

Tuesday 25 February 2014 17:31

Your argument is completely invalid. You're saying you prefer a bush? Some people don't. I know if I'm hooking up with a girl she had better shave her sh*t before I go anywhere near her crotch with my tongue. Sorry I don't want a mouthful of pubes, which, to be blunt, probably are full of piss and fecal matter to a certain extent.