Money and Geek: Today, I accidentally left my Nintendo 3DS at the barbershop,...

By Oh hello there - 17/06/2018 01:30

Today, I accidentally left my Nintendo 3DS at the barbershop, so I rushed back to get it. The 60-year-old barber had destroyed it with a hammer, saying it was a weapon of the devil. I was gone 5 minutes. FML

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By oD_Ronan - 29/08/2013 07:39 - United States - Olympia

Today, my barber repeatedly threatened to stab me with scissors while I was getting my hair cut. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2015 17:38 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I thought I would treat myself to a shave and a haircut at a proper barber, instead of just a haircut at Supercuts. After many "Oops", "Sorry", even an "Oh dear", I left with no hair cut, and blood streaming from multiple slices in my face from the shave. I think one might need stitches. FML

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By "Growlithe1395" - 11/03/2017 16:00

Today, I finally got my hands on a Nintendo Switch. While unboxing it, I left the room to get a pair of scissors. When I came back, most of the box contents were missing and my little brother was standing there. It has been about 5 hours and I still haven't been able to find anything. FML

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Punished Nintendo

By Anonymous - 03/01/2024 06:00 - United States - Cary

Today, while playing Mario Wonder on my Switch, I missed a very simple jump at the end of a level and in response, slammed my foot down, hard. Unfortunately, my foot collided with a loose beam on my desk, causing it to break. My dad found out and told my mom, and now they've taken away my Switch for the day. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2017 06:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at the hairdresser's, I fell asleep while my hair was being washed. My barber had to shake me awake. FML

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Occasional criminal

By Anonymous - 15/08/2023 10:00 - United States - Ashburn

Today, I put my travel cup of coffee on the shelf behind me while getting a haircut. When I left, I picked up my coffee and cell phone. A block later, the barber had chased me down to get his cell phone back. Yep, I had two phones in my pocket. FML

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You deserved it 283

By ellebelle - 15/11/2010 00:23 - United States

Today, I had to purchase a new flat screen TV for the bar I work at. Last night I was dared to break an ashtray against the wall. I completely missed the wall and smashed the screen of the new TV they bought last month. FML

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**** my shit up

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 16:00 - Canada

Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML

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By oh no - 06/06/2016 15:45 - United States - Rochester

Today, I set my phone down at work in the back while I helped a customer. When I came back it was gone. It took me twenty minutes to find, duct taped to the ceiling. FML

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With friends like these…

By petra84 - 22/10/2012 22:34 - United States - Evans

Today, I let a friend borrow a power saw. When I found it on my porch later, the blade was missing and the cord was cut. Looking closer, I realized it was his saw. He kept my new one. He totally denies that he switched them and now won't answer his door. FML

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TheUnforgiven 8

Sunday 17 June 2018 1:49

That's destruction of property

MidnaLink 33

Sunday 17 June 2018 1:47

I’d be making the ****** pay for damages.

Comments

602offroad 12

Sunday 17 June 2018 7:55

No Mr Sanders, You’re the devil!

Spiritbird 17

Sunday 17 June 2018 8:23

Lol devil's weapon destroyed in 5 mins that too by a 60 yr old barber.

Davros 12

Sunday 17 June 2018 10:43

must be a Playstation kind of guy

Amber Rutledge 11

Sunday 17 June 2018 21:22

😆

Seeya55 31

Sunday 17 June 2018 12:55

Tell him you want a replacement, and if he doesn't comply, call the ******* police! If it's on this apge though it's probably too late. If you didn't act or try anything with the situation, you've completely missed your chance. For everyone here that similar shit like this happens to, it's like you forget you and your property have rights. So instead of doing something about it you come here to post instead. Congrats!

Lobby_Bee 17

Sunday 17 June 2018 15:48

Old and senile, I'm surprised he can still cut hair without hurting himself.

dwight7476 11

Sunday 17 June 2018 20:07

His mind playing games with him

DragonMaiden7 15

Sunday 17 June 2018 20:09

That’s when I would have started speaking in tongues and twisting my body in weird shapes, telling him that your 3DS was the only thing keeping the demons away from you.