By rainydays79 - 23/01/2010 19:12 - United States

Today, I realized that I am the only one among my group of friends who names their bowel movements. FML
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Seventytimeseven 0

Among your group of friends? You really think your soloness is exclusive to that group? I think you're probably just straight up alone there

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intensitive 11

Do you cry after flushing away your friends?

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christa953 12

wtf is wrong with you?? I don't think you deserve friends

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NickPortrayed 0

these "im a loser, pity me" FMLs are driving me ******* crazy

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skullbashd 3

he's names the cleveland

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writergirl69 0

correction- you are the only person in the WORLD who names their bowel movements

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MaeeFlowers 0

#149 Your comment made me laugh. and seriously? Why would you think it wired that they don't? YOU'RE THE FREAK IN THIS SITUATION. I hope your friends never find out.

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OwN3d3d 0

i think u may be the only one in the world that does that o.O

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EvilCupcake8361 9

150= common sense

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spaerro 8

Your roommate put up an FML for this, OP.

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CrazyV 22

Completely agree with you. wtf. thats so disgusting

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kenleybunch 15

You're probably the only person in Pennsylvania who names your bowel movements.

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ClaireXX 0

well... everyone has quirks. I have never heard of this one, but everyone has a strange habit or two. Don't feel bad. :)

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beccartist 1

a strange habit? it's plain gross to name your dumps.

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CyclonePsycho 1

C-C-COMBO BREAK!!

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manstie 1

Uhh, you did it wrong, it's supposed to be 3 c's... I'll fix it so the combo is actually broken. C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

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lookatstupid 0

C-C-C-COMBRO FIX (it's the bro way) twelfth

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CyclonePsycho 1

#96: Eh, close enough.

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girlygirl666 0

My next one is gonna be "rainydays79"....

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HeresReality 0

I agree with #5 why did you even bring this up? perhaps you should have just posted "I'm retarded FML"

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wandaax03 0

hahaha! girlygirl666 wins

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anonymsspermdonr 0

i just got done dropping midas 22 in the big porcelain bowl and in five minutes will be pushing out a load that i am probably gonna name the punisher because i ate peanuts earlier.

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anonymsspermdonr 0

actually nvm, i had to name it "the slippery satan" because instead of being solid it was liquid fire

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nurgletr0n 0

that is soo nasty but the names, they are ******* hilarious!

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Seventytimeseven 0

Among your group of friends? You really think your soloness is exclusive to that group? I think you're probably just straight up alone there

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Horney4her69 0

your group is the whole world population on this one.

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GermanKat 1

looooooool #6 !!!!!!

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