Today, two young girls came up and said their food was cold.... - FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2019 16:09 - United Kingdom

Today, two young girls came up and said their food was cold. I said to them to take seats and I'd bring it down. When I brought it down, they then said they wanted it plain. I then apologized again, only for one to say forget it. Later, as I was leaving, one came up and kicked me square in the balls. FML

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Sady_Ct 37

Friday 29 November 2019 18:24

Nothing feminine about assault! That’s just a bitch act and gives the rest of our gender a bad name.

wellthatsunfortunate 10

Thursday 21 November 2019 13:53

That is assault. Report them to the police and sue them! Assaulting someone, no matter what a "reason" there might be is never ok!

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wellthatsunfortunate 10

Thursday 21 November 2019 13:53

That is assault. Report them to the police and sue them! Assaulting someone, no matter what a "reason" there might be is never ok!

SeanyB 9

Friday 22 November 2019 17:57

There wasn’t even a reason, seemed like two feminists

Sady_Ct 37

Friday 29 November 2019 18:24

Nothing feminine about assault! That’s just a bitch act and gives the rest of our gender a bad name.

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