By porkabye - 02/08/2014 23:44 - United States - Duluth

Today, upon arriving at a town festival, I was immediately singled out by a rent-a-cop. He began questioning if I had been drinking, saying he smelt it on my breath. He smelt his own breath. FML
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gracehi 31

"No, sir, it's you who stinks of booze." I wonder how that went down.

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Welshite 39

Ask him you could borrow his beer goggles since he must have the latest generation. You know, the ones that affect your sense of smell.

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bookie1981 7

That may explain why he's a rent-a-cop and not on the police force.

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Vanshikap 24

Make him take a field sobriety test, OP!

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LowExpectations 30

I guess you could say he was (dramatic pause) ... Drunk with power.

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brandoneyez1 25

What do we want? A follow up.. When do we want it ? Now.

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slyde32 12

it is at certain events and in public (in some areas)

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buckdharma 37

Did he give you your Miranda Lambert rights. You have the right to remain silent, but if you give up that right, maybe you could sing a little. You have the right to be accompanied. I have a harmonica present.

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AerBear115 15

*smelled A smelt is a baby fish of sorts.

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jeesh10 10

Both smelt and smelled are grammatically correct.

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rocker_chick23 27

Here's a guide to common words and how they are spelled in Canada and the UK. Smelt=smelled spelt=spelled favourite= favorite colour=color recognise= recognize organise= organize. You understand?

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