Kids: Today, we attended my daughter’s dance show. When they shut the...

By Knz - 04/06/2014 04:00 - Morocco - Mohammedia

Today, we attended my daughter’s dance show. When they shut the lights off, my 2 year-old son started to sing “Happy Birthday”. FML

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tygerarmy 35

Wednesday 29 June 2016 8:57

That's pretty adorable. And it's kind of like your two year old briefly got to put on their own show for the nearby people in the audience.

kakarot26 7

Wednesday 29 June 2016 9:08

that is really cute .. i dont see how anyone could possibly have a problem with that

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eggfriend22 4

Friday 1 July 2016 3:34

Aw, that's cute :)

shadypalmtree 20

Thursday 7 July 2016 2:18

How's this an FML? He's two. You should have taken a video and submitted it to a AFV or whatever the equivalent is in your country. It's cute.

motoikkyu 13

Thursday 14 July 2016 18:18

Your tiny child has an identity and a will. Be happy for this, and grateful. It sounds funny and innocent.

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