By Anon - 18/05/2011 11:47 - United States

Today, we got a new dry-erase board, and I drew the Gotham City skyline complete with the Bat Signal. Later, I went downstairs, only to find my mom had written "BATMAN'S GAY" over the top of the picture. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

One day, your mom is going to be abducted by an evil octopus and batman isn't going to save her because she called him gay.

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collegegirl87 0

Haha your mom is funny, but FYL.

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PurpleRae420 0

lol that is funny

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Toasty283 8

His mom should tell Christian Bale that.

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BrittanyPernell6 0

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Miss_Michaela 10

His Mum is wrong. Batman is awesome. If you've ever seen the 60's version, you'd know what I'm on about. *Zam* *Pow* *Crunch*

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Kn0wledge123 21

Batman is awesome-sauce. A guy in all black going around give mob bosses panic attacks? You can't beat that. Not even Superman's bitch ass.

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KiddNYC1O 20

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YwTwss 0

batman demolishes superman in the comics

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purplexpinapple 11

I love the original Batman! Kapow! Crash!

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XmanInTraining 18

C'mon #43, the comics definitely show that Batman completely dominates Superman. He has missiles filled with Kryptonite that are set to deploy if Superman ever goes darkside. Batman pretty much owns Superman

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Cmliedtke 0

Because it was gonna be there forever otherwise, right?

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ktrox39 0

I wish my mom had that sense of humor

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Well, there has been quite a bit of dispute over whether or not Batman and Robin are "in the cave" about being gay and are secretly lovers.

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awardZu 0

I would think it's obvious. A grown man and an adolecent boy that live alone in a big mansion and go out dressing in rubber costumes & masks? Batman is a pedophile who's into S&M, Robin is his "boy toy". Then you have to think of all Batman's 'gadgets' and wonder what else he uses them for. Gay.

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Jojo07_fml 0

wow, really? people are this perverted? first off, Bruce Wayne was with Selena Kyle and each Robin(there were 5) had a girlfriend. except for one because she was a girl. oh, and robin and batman weren't alone. Alfred lived there too and Lucius Fox visited often.

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flighted 1

YOUR MOM IS GAY. Batman is amazing

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Calyx_fml 21

There's no doubt that Batman is amazing. But he's definitely gay. Robin is his twinkie boy.

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iAmScrubs 19

One day, your mom is going to be abducted by an evil octopus and batman isn't going to save her because she called him gay.

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sweet_candy_ 17

If you don't want someone to mess with it. Draw on a piece of paper and keep it in your room.

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