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By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, we got a speeding ticket in the mail with my drunk daughter's picture on it. She was waving at the camera. FML

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By Soon to be felon - 03/07/2023 22:00

Today, my sister got a speeding ticket in the mail. A month ago, I got pulled over and used her name, intending to take care of it but forgot. She's going to the police station to review the footage. FML

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By asdfas - 18/09/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was at work when my mother texted me, "You take a nice picture." I replied, "What picture?" I then got a reply saying, "The one on your speeding ticket showing you going 73 in a 55 mph zone. You're even smiling." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2024 10:00 - United States - Culpeper

Today, I got a speeding ticket in the mail, at the same time as my car was getting towed. FML

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By anoynomous - 02/02/2010 05:47 - France

Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML

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By Blake - 02/11/2021 03:59 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, I received a traffic ticket by mail, presumably for speeding. Not a big deal, if my car hadn't been totalled three months ago. My driver's license is expired, too. FML

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By Hypocrite - 16/04/2017 12:00

Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML

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By annoyed - 10/02/2009 03:59 - United States

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

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By SlowLane - 11/09/2009 21:47 - United States

Today, I got 4 "photo enforced" speeding tickets in the mail. It was from the car that was stolen from me three weeks ago. FML

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By ACAB - 16/09/2019 20:00 - Australia

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML

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By Wick - 26/05/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML

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FYLDeep 25

Saturday 15 January 2011 12:09

She's lucky they can't tell sobriety with those cameras then. In addition to her paying the ticket, I suggest you punish her more.

livewire1701 8

Saturday 15 January 2011 12:07

time to take away her car keys

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Trent_McNeely 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 20:47

BS. Arizona stopped using the speed cameras months ago.

Trent_McNeely 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 22:41

blow me fml. enjoy your website full of fake stories.

SuperMaria 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 23:10

Your children are never too old for an ass wooping...

darbell87 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 3:19

I say to the police and get her locked up and throw away the key. that will teach her for being funny. she if she's smiling in that photo. fhl then

IneffableLullaby 13

Sunday 16 January 2011 3:52

That's what you get for not raising your daughter properly. I hope you discipline her well after this incident. :)

MuchDance90s 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 9:43

she isn't two years old... at some point the morals or guidelines with which she was raised have to be coupled with self moderation, judgement and character and responsibility

Brittneyyyy 7

Sunday 16 January 2011 6:19

Maybe she was in the passenger seat of her car and someone else was driving her? :/ That probably would've been mentioned though...

angel55033 12

Sunday 16 January 2011 9:05

I thought that's illegal now in most states cuz there's no way to prove for 100% sure of the person driving?

minniusmannius 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 9:20

As selfish of an act that was, she is lucky she did not hurt anyone, herself included. Definitely don't ever let her drive again, and make her pay the ticket. I did laugh about the post, but there is absolutely nothing funny about drinking and driving.

GaBabayy92 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 12:02

how old is your daughter?? tear her ass up! and then make her pay it!

CaptainAwesome2 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 21:13

I'm not supporting drinking and driving in any way, but that is FRICKIN HILARIOUS!

SoCalChick23 0

Monday 17 January 2011 5:18

Lmao

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