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By PartyLosers - 01/01/2017 05:27 - Canada - Stoney Creek

Today, we had a New Year's Eve party at our new house. We invited 30 people. One person showed up. FML

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Devolution 8

Monday 2 January 2017 12:13

Well, you've got at least one loyal friend. Quality over quantity? Also, they get all the snacks. No doubt.

Lalala579121 27

Monday 2 January 2017 12:08

I don't know about most people, but I just celebrate New Years with my family. While it sucks that so few people came and didn't contact you about it beforehand, I hope you don't get some idea that they don't want to celebrate things or chill with you.

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dabomsht123 3

Sunday 8 January 2017 16:22

Pretty ****** didn't nobody even call OP to say they weren't swingin by the crib

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