Whatcha doin'?

By ImilkedYourMom - 03/05/2016 13:31 - United States - Bronx

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Today, after a 14-mile bike tour in Chicago, I got rug burn on my inner thighs. Having the hostel room all by myself for the last couple of days, I got naked and let the air conditioner cool me off. I then had to explain to my roommate that walked in on me that I seriously was not jerking off. FML
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Tripartita 44

"Today, I caught my roommate jerking off. He tried to deny it despite having masturbated furiously enough to cause intercrural chaffing. Then he muttered something about my mom and dairy. FML"

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bheaze 20

Never heard of a cold shower? Sounds like a better option to me when you're in a possibly communal room. But hey, to each there own I guess..

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mackdeezy 22

I see your username but if your roommate saw it, im sure he'd insist you really milked yourself.

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bheaze 20

Never heard of a cold shower? Sounds like a better option to me when you're in a possibly communal room. But hey, to each there own I guess..

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Tripartita 44

"Today, I caught my roommate jerking off. He tried to deny it despite having masturbated furiously enough to cause intercrural chaffing. Then he muttered something about my mom and dairy. FML"

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fushengyuan 20

You can counter-prove him if u show him it :)

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krazy789 28

well you could've atleast had some underwear on

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andrmac 25

You need better riding clothes.

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MikeyScene420 17

So what if you were? Last I checked it was legal. If he has a problem he's a hippocrate.

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soulreaper12296 28

Ya it's ok, but if you're sharing a hotel room with someone you should do it in the bathroom and not out in the actual room where they can just walk in on you. And it doesn't matter if they hadn't been there for a couple days; they could come back at anytime, such as in OP's case.

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pjsr 32

Uhmmm, if you were soft it seems your denial would be easy to believe. Otherwise, it would be a pretty hard sell.

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mrbman 3

14 miles in chiraq? you're lucky you didn't get killed.

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SixthSinEnvy 39

You realize that it's a small section of the city that's disgraced us with that "title"? Most of it is gorgeous, neighborly and kick-ass. Don't talk crap if you've never been here.

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Beepee04 10

Ydi because that was stupid on your part. Why would you stay naked knowing that people could come at any time. Had this been your own personal hotel room then it'd be a different story.

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