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He never told you to eat it, he told you to cook it. If he'd told you to go slaughter the pig, is another matter, but just cook it?? Really?? It's not a skin contact allergy!!
ydi for bein a veggetarian
just because you are vegetarian doesn't mean you can't cook the bacon
(lmfao) 217!!! hillsbire farms goooooooo beef!! well meat in any way shape or form that is :-). I don't think vegetarians are stupid, just missing out on an amazing thing called life, also, I saw a comment up there earlier saying that they get their protien from pills and whatnots, that's not good for you just to let you know.
We get our proteins from other foods. Meat isn't the only thing that provides a body with protein
I'm a vegetarian too and my parents still haven't noticed I've been one for 6 years
#69 shut the hell up
I would never reject meat, but it's reaally awkward that ur dad hasn't known it xD lol
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or maybe the,"good joke honey" was sarcasm for,"I know you've given a million handjobs,just touch it" think about it!!
or your dad knows you are a vegetarian but assumed that you could still at least touch meat. refusing to touch it seems extreme.