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By Joy - 16/06/2010 14:42 - Denmark

Today, we had guests coming over. My dad wanted me to make some bacon, but I refused because I'm a vegetarian, and don't like to touch meat. His response? 'Good joke honey, now make the bacon.' FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 069
You deserved it 19 246

Same thing different taste

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or maybe the,"good joke honey" was sarcasm for,"I know you've given a million handjobs,just touch it" think about it!!

or your dad knows you are a vegetarian but assumed that you could still at least touch meat. refusing to touch it seems extreme.

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He never told you to eat it, he told you to cook it. If he'd told you to go slaughter the pig, is another matter, but just cook it?? Really?? It's not a skin contact allergy!!

ArtificialTurf 0

So let me get this straight, when you are going to have guests over, the first thing your family does is say, "MAKE THE BACON!!" Thats awesome!

just because you are vegetarian doesn't mean you can't cook the bacon

(lmfao) 217!!! hillsbire farms goooooooo beef!! well meat in any way shape or form that is :-). I don't think vegetarians are stupid, just missing out on an amazing thing called life, also, I saw a comment up there earlier saying that they get their protien from pills and whatnots, that's not good for you just to let you know.

We get our proteins from other foods. Meat isn't the only thing that provides a body with protein

I'm a vegetarian too and my parents still haven't noticed I've been one for 6 years

I would never reject meat, but it's reaally awkward that ur dad hasn't known it xD lol

usnwolf 0

had it not been for our consumption of meat, our brains would not have evolved the way they are now. we'd still be primal. now make with the meat, impala; cause i bet you suck a lot.

christa953 12

I don't eat lamb or pig (which includes ham and bacon and hot dogs) but I eat other kinds of meat. I guess I'm a semi-vegetarian. fyl op, your dad's a jerk.