Health: Today, we had to run a lap around the football field at band... - FML

By cravingdeath - 13/10/2017 22:53

Today, we had to run a lap around the football field at band practice. I've had severe asthma for several years and it decided to kick up. As I sat on the ground, wheezing and crying, a fellow member ran past and muttered "fatass". FML

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cravingdeath 18

Tuesday 10 October 2017 21:23

FYI I never found out who said it because it was in a group but the band got lectured the day after about being s team and helping each other even though I didn’t say anything so happy ending I guess???

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darkenedone 27

Sunday 3 September 2017 4:00

The choice of background image was a bit unfortunate, covering most of (I assume) 'asthma.' The situation sucks, though.... Sorry that happened.

Zachary8261 28

Sunday 3 September 2017 2:02

Don't let him get to you, OP. On a side note, discuss this with your band teacher.

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cravingdeath 18

Tuesday 10 October 2017 21:23

FYI I never found out who said it because it was in a group but the band got lectured the day after about being s team and helping each other even though I didn’t say anything so happy ending I guess???

deadclown6 9

Sunday 15 October 2017 5:27

I swear I’ve read this before. Word for word too

DanaeZee 18

Monday 16 October 2017 15:00

Dear OP, as a runner with severe asthma (4, with totally damaged parts of my lungs) I am a bit concerned about the "wheezing" part. This should not occur! You should visit your doctor if your medication is still on the right level or if your training is right for you. I can not do a lot of sprints (ok, I need fartleks to improve) but I am a good distance runner & enjoy it a lot..without wheezing or feeling bad. The right amount of medication is vital, though! I hope your next runs will be better and fun for you!

LifeGaveMeLemonsAndImOutOfSugar 9

Friday 17 November 2017 6:25

Choke him to let him know what it's like

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